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  1. Miss Mackenzie
  2. Table of Contents
  3. Chapter I. The Mackenzie Family
  4. Chapter II. Miss Mackenzie Goes to Littlebath
  5. Chapter III. Miss Mackenzie’s First Acquaintances
  6. Chapter IV. Miss Mackenzie Commences Her Career
  7. Chapter V. Showing How Mr Rubb, Junior, Progressed at Littlebath
  8. Chapter VI. Miss Mackenzie Goes to the Cedars
  9. Chapter VII. Miss Mackenzie Leaves the Cedars
  10. Chapter VIII. Mrs Tom Mackenzie’s Dinner Party
  11. Chapter IX. Miss Mackenzie’s Philosophy
  12. Chapter X. Plenary Absolutions
  13. Chapter XI. Miss Todd Entertains Some Friends at Tea
  14. Chapter XII. Mrs Stumfold Interferes
  15. Chapter XIII. Mr Maguire’s Courtship
  16. Chapter XIV. Tom Mackenzie’s Bed-Side
  17. Chapter XV. The Tearing of the Verses
  18. Chapter XVI. Lady Ball’s Grievance
  19. Chapter XVII. Mr Slow’s Chambers
  20. Chapter XVIII. Tribulation
  21. Chapter XIX. Showing How Two of Miss Mackenzie’s Lovers Behaved
  22. Chapter XX. Showing How the Third Lover Behaved
  23. Chapter XXI. Mr Maguire Goes to London on Business
  24. Chapter XXII. Still at the Cedars
  25. Chapter XXIII. The Lodgings of Mrs Buggins, Née Protheroe
  26. Chapter XXIV. The Little Story of the Lion and the Lamb
  27. Chapter XXV. Lady Ball in Arundel Street
  28. Chapter XXVI. Mrs Mackenzie of Cavendish Square
  29. Chapter XXVII. The Negro Soldiers’ Orphan Bazaar
  30. Chapter XXVIII. Showing How the Lion Was Stung by the Wasp
  31. Chapter XXIX. A Friend in Need Is a Friend Indeed
  32. Chapter XXX. Conclusion

Miss Mackenzie did not answer the appeal that was made to her. She was watching Mr Rubb narrowly, and knew that he was making a fool of himself. She could perceive also that Miss Todd would not spare him. She could forgive Mr Rubb for being a fool. She could forgive him for not knowing the meaning of words, for being vulgar and assuming; but she could hardly bring herself to forgive him in that he did so as her friend, and as the guest whom she had brought thither. She did not declare to herself that she would have nothing more to do with him, because he was an ass; but she almost did come to this conclusion, lest he should make her appear to be an ass also.

“What is the gentleman’s name?” asked Mr Maguire, who, under the protection of the urn, was able to whisper into Miss Mackenzie’s ear.

“Rubb,” said she.

“Oh, Rubb; and he comes from London?”

“He is my brother’s partner in business,” said Miss Mackenzie.

“Oh, indeed. A very worthy man, no doubt. Is he staying with—with you, Miss Mackenzie?”

Then Miss Mackenzie had to explain that Mr Rubb was not staying with her,—that he had come down about business, and that he was staying at some inn.

“An excellent man of business; I’m sure,” said Mr Maguire. “By-the-bye, Miss Mackenzie, if it be not improper to ask, have you any share in the business?”

Miss Mackenzie explained that she had no share in the business; and then blundered on, saying how Mr Rubb had come down to Littlebath about money transactions between her and her brother.

“Oh, indeed,” said Mr Maguire; and before he had done, he knew very well that Mr Rubb had borrowed money of Miss Mackenzie.

“Now, Mrs Fuzzybell, what are we to do?” said Miss Todd, as soon as the tea-things were gone.

“We shall do very well,” said Mrs Fuzzybell; “we’ll have a little conversation.”

“If we could all banish decorum, like Mr Rubb, and amuse ourselves, wouldn’t it be nice? I quite agree with you, Mr Rubb; decorum is a great bore; it prevents our playing cards to-night.”

“As for cards, I never play cards myself,” said Mr Rubb.

“Then, when I throw decorum overboard, it sha’n’t be in company with you, Mr Rubb.”

“We were always taught to think that cards were objectionable.”

“You were told they were the devil’s books, I suppose,” said Miss Todd.

“Mother always objected to have them in the house,” said Mr Rubb.

“Your mother was quite right,” said Mr Maguire; “and I hope that you will never forget or neglect your parent’s precepts. I’m not meaning to judge you, Miss Todd—”

“But that’s just what you are meaning to do, Mr Maguire.”

“Not at all; very far from it. We’ve all got our wickednesses and imperfections.”

“No, no, not you, Mr Maguire. Mrs Fuzzybell, you don’t think that Mr Maguire has any wickednesses and imperfections?”

“I’m sure I don’t know,” said Mrs Fuzzybell, tossing her head.