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  1. Miss Mackenzie
  2. Table of Contents
  3. Chapter I. The Mackenzie Family
  4. Chapter II. Miss Mackenzie Goes to Littlebath
  5. Chapter III. Miss Mackenzie’s First Acquaintances
  6. Chapter IV. Miss Mackenzie Commences Her Career
  7. Chapter V. Showing How Mr Rubb, Junior, Progressed at Littlebath
  8. Chapter VI. Miss Mackenzie Goes to the Cedars
  9. Chapter VII. Miss Mackenzie Leaves the Cedars
  10. Chapter VIII. Mrs Tom Mackenzie’s Dinner Party
  11. Chapter IX. Miss Mackenzie’s Philosophy
  12. Chapter X. Plenary Absolutions
  13. Chapter XI. Miss Todd Entertains Some Friends at Tea
  14. Chapter XII. Mrs Stumfold Interferes
  15. Chapter XIII. Mr Maguire’s Courtship
  16. Chapter XIV. Tom Mackenzie’s Bed-Side
  17. Chapter XV. The Tearing of the Verses
  18. Chapter XVI. Lady Ball’s Grievance
  19. Chapter XVII. Mr Slow’s Chambers
  20. Chapter XVIII. Tribulation
  21. Chapter XIX. Showing How Two of Miss Mackenzie’s Lovers Behaved
  22. Chapter XX. Showing How the Third Lover Behaved
  23. Chapter XXI. Mr Maguire Goes to London on Business
  24. Chapter XXII. Still at the Cedars
  25. Chapter XXIII. The Lodgings of Mrs Buggins, Née Protheroe
  26. Chapter XXIV. The Little Story of the Lion and the Lamb
  27. Chapter XXV. Lady Ball in Arundel Street
  28. Chapter XXVI. Mrs Mackenzie of Cavendish Square
  29. Chapter XXVII. The Negro Soldiers’ Orphan Bazaar
  30. Chapter XXVIII. Showing How the Lion Was Stung by the Wasp
  31. Chapter XXIX. A Friend in Need Is a Friend Indeed
  32. Chapter XXX. Conclusion

There was a great deal more in the letter of the same kind, in which Lady Ball pressed her own peculiar arguments; but I need hardly say that they did not prevail with Miss Mackenzie. If the son could not induce his cousin to marry him, the mother certainly never would do so. It did not take her long to answer her aunt’s letter. She said that she must, with many thanks, decline for the present to return to the Cedars, as the charge which she had taken of her niece made her presence at Littlebath necessary. As to the answer which she had given to John, she was afraid she could only say that it must stand. She had felt a little angry with Lady Ball; and though she tried not to show this in the tone of her letter, she did show it.

“If I were you I would never see her or speak to her again,” said Lady Ball to her son.

“Very likely I never shall,” he replied.

“Has your love-making with that old maid gone wrong, John?” the father asked.

But John Ball was used to his father’s ill nature, and never answered it.

Nothing special to our story occurred at Littlebath during the next two or three months, except that Miss Mackenzie became more and more intimate with Miss Baker, and more and more anxious to form an acquaintance with Miss Todd. With all the Stumfoldians she was on terms of mitigated friendship, and always went to Mrs Stumfold’s fortnightly tea-drinkings. But with no lady there,—always excepting Miss Baker,—did she find that she grew into familiarity. With Mrs Stumfold no one was familiar. She was afflicted by the weight of her own position, as we suppose the Queen to be, when we say that her Majesty’s altitude is too high to admit of friendships. Mrs Stumfold never condescended—except to the bishop’s wife who, in return, had snubbed Mrs Stumfold. But living, as she did, in an atmosphere of flattery and toadying, it was wonderful how well she preserved her equanimity, and how she would talk and perhaps think of herself, as a poor, erring human being. When, however, she insisted much upon this fact of her humanity, the coachmaker’s wife would shake her head, and at last stamp her foot in anger, swearing that though everybody was of course dust, and grass, and worms; and though, of course, Mrs Stumfold must, by nature, be included in that everybody; yet dust, and grass, and worms nowhere exhibited themselves with so few of the stains of humanity on them as they did within the bosom of Mrs Stumfold. So that, though the absolute fact of Mrs Stumfold being dust, and grass, and worms, could not, in regard to the consistency of things, be denied, yet in her dustiness, grassiness, and worminess she was so little dusty, grassy, and wormy, that it was hardly fair, even in herself, to mention the fact at all.

“I know the deceit of my own heart,” Mrs Stumfold would say.