Contents (32)
- Miss Mackenzie
- Table of Contents
- Chapter I. The Mackenzie Family
- Chapter II. Miss Mackenzie Goes to Littlebath
- Chapter III. Miss Mackenzie’s First Acquaintances
- Chapter IV. Miss Mackenzie Commences Her Career
- Chapter V. Showing How Mr Rubb, Junior, Progressed at Littlebath
- Chapter VI. Miss Mackenzie Goes to the Cedars
- Chapter VII. Miss Mackenzie Leaves the Cedars
- Chapter VIII. Mrs Tom Mackenzie’s Dinner Party
- Chapter IX. Miss Mackenzie’s Philosophy
- Chapter X. Plenary Absolutions
- Chapter XI. Miss Todd Entertains Some Friends at Tea
- Chapter XII. Mrs Stumfold Interferes
- Chapter XIII. Mr Maguire’s Courtship
- Chapter XIV. Tom Mackenzie’s Bed-Side
- Chapter XV. The Tearing of the Verses
- Chapter XVI. Lady Ball’s Grievance
- Chapter XVII. Mr Slow’s Chambers
- Chapter XVIII. Tribulation
- Chapter XIX. Showing How Two of Miss Mackenzie’s Lovers Behaved
- Chapter XX. Showing How the Third Lover Behaved
- Chapter XXI. Mr Maguire Goes to London on Business
- Chapter XXII. Still at the Cedars
- Chapter XXIII. The Lodgings of Mrs Buggins, Née Protheroe
- Chapter XXIV. The Little Story of the Lion and the Lamb
- Chapter XXV. Lady Ball in Arundel Street
- Chapter XXVI. Mrs Mackenzie of Cavendish Square
- Chapter XXVII. The Negro Soldiers’ Orphan Bazaar
- Chapter XXVIII. Showing How the Lion Was Stung by the Wasp
- Chapter XXIX. A Friend in Need Is a Friend Indeed
- Chapter XXX. Conclusion
“Sir Lion, Sir Lion,” said the other harpy, “I want your name for a raffle.”
But the lion was off, having pushed the first harpy aside somewhat rudely. That tale of the Lion and the Lamb had been very terrible to him; but never till this occasion had any one dared to speak of it directly to his face. But what will not a harpy do who has become wild and dirty and disgusting in the pursuit of half-crowns?
“Now he is angry,” said Margaret. “Oh, Mrs Mackenzie, why did you say that?”
“Yes; he is angry,” said Mrs Mackenzie, “but not with you or me. Upon my word, I thought he would have pushed that girl over; and if he had, he would only have served her right.”
“But why did you say that? You shouldn’t have said it.”
“About your not scolding him yet? I said it, my dear, because I wanted to make myself certain. I was almost certain before, but now I am quite certain.”
“Certain of what, Mrs Mackenzie?”
“That you’ll be a baronet’s wife before me, and entitled to be taken out of a room first as long as dear old Sir Walter is alive.”
Soon after that the bazaar was brought to an end, and it was supposed to have been the most successful thing of the kind ever done in London. Loud boasts were made that more than eight hundred pounds had been cleared; but whether any orphans of any negro soldiers were ever the better for the money I am not able to say.
Chapter XXVIII.
Showing How the Lion Was Stung by the Wasp
It may be remembered that Mr Maguire, when he first made public that pretty story of the Lion and the Lamb, declared that he would give the lion no peace till that beast had disgorged his prey, and that he had pledged himself to continue the fight till he should have succeeded in bringing the lamb back to the pleasant pastures of Littlebath. But Mr Maguire found some difficulty in carrying out his pledge. He was willing enough to fight, but the weapons with which to do battle were wanting to him. The Christian Examiner, having got so far into the mess, and finding that a ready sale did in truth result from any special article as to the lion and the lamb, was indeed ready to go on with the libel. The Christian Examiner probably had not much to lose. But there arose a question whether fighting simply through the columns of the Christian Examiner was not almost tantamount to no fight at all. He wanted to bring an action against Sir John Ball, to have Sir John Ball summoned into court and examined about the money, to hear some truculent barrister tell Sir John Ball that he could not conceal himself from the scorn of an indignant public behind the spangles of his parvenu baronetcy. He had a feeling that the lion would be torn to pieces, if only a properly truculent barrister could be got to fix his claws into him. But, unfortunately, no lawyer,—not even Solomon Walker, the Low Church attorney at Littlebath,—would advise him that he had any ground for an action. If indeed he chose to proceed against the lady for a breach of promise of marriage, then the result would depend on the evidence. In such case as that the Low Church attorney at Littlebath was willing to take the matter up. “But Mr Maguire was, of course, aware,” said Solomon Walker, “that there was a prejudice in the public mind against gentlemen appearing as parties to such suits.” Mr Maguire was also aware that he could adduce no evidence of the fact beyond his own unsupported, and, in such case, untrue word, and declared therefore to the attorney, in a very high tone indeed, that on no account would he take any step to harass the lady. It was simply against Sir John Ball that he wished to proceed. “Things would come out in that trial, Mr Walker,” he said, “which would astonish you and all the legal world. A rapacious scheme of villainy has been conceived and brought to bear, through the stupidity of some people and the iniquity of others, which would unroll itself fold by fold as certainly as I stand here, if it were properly handled by a competent barrister in one of our courts of law.” And I think that Mr Maguire believed what he was saying, and that he believed, moreover, that he was speaking the truth when he told Mr Walker that the lady had promised to marry him. Men who can succeed in deceiving no one else will succeed at last in deceiving themselves. But the lawyer told him, repeating the fact over and over again, that the thing was impracticable; that there was no means of carrying the matter so far that Sir John Ball should be made to appear in a witness box. Everything that Sir John had done he had done legally; and even at that moment of the discussion between Mr Walker and Mr Maguire, the question of the ownership of the property was being tried before a proper tribunal in London. Mr Maguire still thought Mr Walker to be wrong,—thought that his attorney was a weak and ignorant man; but he acknowledged to himself the fact that he in his unhappy position was unable to get any more cunning attorney to take the matter in hand.