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  1. Cover
  2. Mapp & Lucia
  3. Contents
  4. Chapter 1
  5. Chapter 2
  6. Chapter 3
  7. Chapter 4
  8. Chapter 5
  9. Chapter 6
  10. Chapter 7
  11. Chapter 8
  12. Chapter 9
  13. Chapter 10
  14. Chapter 11
  15. Chapter 12
  16. Chapter 13
  17. Biographical Note
  18. SELECTED TITLES FROM HESPERUS PRESS
  19. Copyright

Georgie was coming to tea with her that afternoon, and she must find out what the truth of the matter was. But she could not imagine herself saying to him: ‘Does she really call you Georgie, and does she imitate me behind my back, and are you painting her?’ Pride absolutely forbade that: such humiliating enquiries would choke her. Should she show him an icy aloof demeanour, until he asked her if anything was the matter? But that wouldn’t do, for either she must say that nothing was the matter, which would not help, or she must tell him what the matter was, which was impossible. She must behave to him exactly as usual, and he would probably do the same. ‘So how am I to find out?’ said the bewildered Lucia quite aloud.

Another extremely uncomfortable person in tranquil Tilling that morning was Georgie himself. As he painted this sketch of the garden-room for Lucia, with Elizabeth busying herself with dusting her piano and bringing in chrysanthemums from her greenhouse, and making bright little sarcasms about Diva who was in ill odour just now, there painted itself in his mind, in colours growing ever more vivid, a most ominous picture of Lucia. If he knew her at all, and he was sure he did, she would say nothing whatever about that disconcerting scene on the doorstep. Awkward as it would be, he would be obliged to protest his innocence, and denounce Elizabeth. Most disagreeable, and who could foresee the consequences? For Lucia (if he knew her) would see red, and there would be war. Bloody war of the most devastating sort. ‘But it will be rather exciting too,’ thought he, ‘and I back Lucia.’

Georgie could not wait for teatime, but set forth on his uncomfortable errand soon after lunch. Lucia had seen him coming up the garden, and abandoned her musings and sat down hastily at the piano. Instantly on his entry she sprang up again, and plunged into mixed Italian and baby-talk.

‘Ben arrivato, Georgino,’ she cried. ‘How early you are, and so we can have cosy ickle chat-chat before tea. Any newsy-pewsy?’

Georgie took the plunge.

‘Yes,’ he said.

‘Tell Lucia, presto. ’Oo think me like it?’

‘It’ll interest you,’ said Georgie guardedly. ‘Now! When I was standing on Mallards doorstep this morning, did you hear what that old witch called to me out of the garden-room window?’

Lucia could not repress a sigh of relief. The worst could not be true. Then she became herself again.

‘Let me see now!’ she said. ‘Yes. I think I did. She called you Georgie, didn’t she: she scolded you for ringing. Something of that sort.’

‘Yes. And she talked baby-talk like you and me,’ interrupted Georgie, ‘and she said the door wasn’t on the chain. I want to tell you straight off that she never called me Georgie before, and that we’ve never talked baby-talk together in my life. I owe it to myself to tell you that.’