Lucia closed the piano, for she had more cosmic concerns to think about than the fingerings of a fugue. Her party of course (that required no consideration) would have to be cancelled, but that was only one point in the problem that confronted her. For that baleful bilinguist the Contessa di Faraglione was not coming to Tilling (all the way from Italy) for one night but she was to stay here, so Mr Wyse’s note had mentioned, for ‘about a week’, after which she would pay visits to her relations the Wyses of Whitchurch and others. So for a whole week (or about) Lucia would be in perpetual danger of being called upon to talk Italian. Indeed, the danger was more than mere danger, for if anything in this world was certain, it was that Mr Wyse would ask her to dinner during this week, and exposure would follow. Complete disappearance from Tilling during the Contessa’s sojourn here was the only possible plan, yet how was that to be accomplished? Her house at Riseholme was let, but even if it had not been, she could not leave Tilling tomorrow, when she had invited everybody to a party in the evening.

The clock struck noon: she had meditated for a full half hour, and now she rose.

‘I can only think of influenza,’ she said to herself. ‘But I shall consult Georgie. A man might see it from another angle.’

He came at once to her SOS.

‘Georgino mio,’ began Lucia, but then suddenly corrected herself. ‘Georgie,’ she said. ‘Something very disagreeable. The Contessa Thingummy is coming to the Wyses’ tomorrow, and he’s asked me if he may bring her to our musica. I had to say yes; no way out of it.’

Georgie was often very perceptive. He saw what this meant at once.

‘Good Lord,’ he said. ‘Can’t you put it off? Sprain your thumb.’

The man’s angle was not being of much use so far.

‘Not a bit of good,’ she said. ‘She’ll be here about a week, and naturally I have to avoid meeting her altogether. The only thing I can think of is influenza.’

Georgie never smoked in the morning, but the situation seemed to call for a cigarette.

‘That would do it,’ he said. ‘Rather a bore for you, but you could live in the secret garden a good deal. It’s not overlooked.’

He stopped: the unusual tobacco had stimulated his perceptive powers.

‘But what about me?’ he said.

‘I’m sure I don’t know,’ said Lucia.

‘You’re not looking far enough,’ said Georgie. ‘You’re not taking the long view which you so often talk to me about. I can’t have influenza too, it would be too suspicious. So I’m bound to meet the Faraglione and she’ll see in a minute I can’t talk Italian.’

‘Well?’ said Lucia in a very selfish manner, as if he didn’t matter at all.