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Chapters (37)
  1. Cover
  2. Berkley Prime Crime Titles by Rhys Bowen
  3. Title Page
  4. Copyright
  5. Dedication
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Historical Note

“Buck up,” I said to myself. Surely no Rannoch should be scared of ghosts, especially as they were likely to be my own ancestors. I wondered how Queenie would react, however. Golly, I hoped none of the ghosts was headless. . . .

Then the reality of Queenie being in the same building as Countess Irmtraut and Major Beauchamp-Chough hit me. I couldn’t risk her arriving and bumping into one of them. So, much as I was loath to go back out into the rain, I decided I had to be in that taxicab with her when she arrived with my luggage from Rannoch House. I trudged home in the rain, feeling thoroughly miserable and wondering why I had agreed to this assignment, in a cold gloomy house where I was clearly not wanted or needed. Then, of course, I knew why. Because one does not say no to the queen.

When I arrived at Rannoch House I was pleasantly surprised to find Queenie waiting for me with my bags ready packed. Maybe she was finally trying hard to be a proper lady’s maid. Hamilton secured us a taxicab and it pulled up at the entrance to our apartment at Kensington Palace.

Queenie eyed it critically. “It ain’t as nice as that place we stayed with the duke in Eynsford, is it?” she asked. “Rather dowdy, if you ask me.”

“Nobody is asking you, Queenie,” I said. “Whatever we think, it’s a royal palace and you must be on your very best behavior. You must promise to stay in my room or your room and not go wandering around. There will be royal persons who would be horrified to meet you. To them servants are supposed to be invisible and have perfect manners.”

“There’s quite a lot of me to be invisible,” she said with a grin. “But I’ll give it a try, miss.”

All went well until we were inside and Queenie saw the stairs. “Bloody ’ell, miss. I ain’t supposed to lug your bags up all them stairs, am I? What do they think I am, a ruddy porter or a donkey?”

“I’ll see if I can find a footman to help you,” I said and shooed her up the stairs to my quarters.

No footman was to be found, but in the end I did manage to collar a gardener and soon Queenie and bags were installed in my room.

“What about our dinner then?” Queenie’s thoughts were never far from food.

“Remember I told you that we have luncheon in the middle of the day and dinner at night,” I said.

“Your sort may do. We have our dinner at midday and our tea in the evening,” she said. “And right now my stomach wants dinner.”