The reason Mom didn’t come back to the house at all was that they nearly had a fatal accident when the traffic lights went out and it left them all exausted. She says Dad will be coming out to live with us here in Ohio and thats great too.

Heres a joke—how do you tell when a islamic terrorist is scared? Answer—he shiites in his pants. Actually it was nice that in Iran they let them go except for the passenger who had his throat cut for looking funny at the one they called the Doctor. What really took my interest in the news is this Tibetan boy just my age who was the second most important lama in the world and escaped by walking several days through a blizzard in the Himmelayas, hes called the KARMAPA. On the same website I read where the Dolly Lama (the most important lama) said of YK2 “Millennium? The sun and the moon are the same to me.” You can look all this up Ron at www.tibet.com. A lot of jokes are at www.ohyesyouare.com. Sample—How do you tell Al Gore from Bill Bradley? Answer one is a bore and one sags badly. ROTFL (rolling on the floor laughing).

Thanx again for a really great time and teaching me 3-handed pinockle. I dont expect to stay up playing pinockle past midnight again until I get to college, maybe to Kent State like Dad. Its the best.

luv u both;-) (wink) ROY

“Hi? Annabelle? It’s—”

“Nelson! How is it going?”

“Not bad. Good, actually. Her apartment is pretty roomy, though eventually we might look for a house. Roy would like a house in Stow.”

“He must be thrilled.”

“Thrills at that age wear off in about half an hour, but, yeah, he seems pleased. And Judy is pleased. She says boyfriends take you much more seriously if you have a father on the premises. She’s broken up, thank God, with that creep who kept her in Ohio to go to some very stuffy party, as she described it. She wishes now she’d come to Brewer.”

“Is she still going to be a stewardess?”

“Well, that’s a little, where you’d expect, up in the air—”

“I knew you were going to say ‘up in the air’!”