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Chapters (59)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Author
  3. Praise
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. January
  7. One
  8. Two
  9. Three
  10. Four
  11. Five
  12. February
  13. Six
  14. Seven
  15. Eight
  16. Nine
  17. Ten
  18. Eleven
  19. Twelve
  20. March
  21. Thirteen
  22. Fourteen
  23. Fifteen
  24. Sixteen
  25. April
  26. Seventeen
  27. Eighteen
  28. Nineteen
  29. Twenty
  30. Twenty-One
  31. Twenty-Two
  32. Twenty-Three
  33. Twenty-Four
  34. Twenty-Five
  35. May
  36. Twenty-Six
  37. Twenty-Seven
  38. Twenty-Eight
  39. Twenty-Nine
  40. Thirty
  41. Thirty-One
  42. June
  43. Thirty-Two
  44. Thirty-Three
  45. Thirty-Four
  46. Thirty-Five
  47. Thirty-Six
  48. Thirty-Seven
  49. Thirty-Eight
  50. Thirty-Nine
  51. Forty
  52. July
  53. Forty-One
  54. Epilogue
  55. Acknowledgments
  56. Author’s Note
  57. Ladies of the House - Reader’s Guide
  58. Questions For Discussion
  59. Excerpt

“I’m not good enough to—” I cut myself off because the list of what I was failing at felt so long I didn’t know where to begin.

But Cricket smiled, one of a coconspirator, and leaned close. “You’re not qualified to do everything. There’s a difference. I’m not qualified to change the oil in my car—or, I should say, the car I used to own—but that doesn’t mean I’m no good as a human being. It just means I needed to hire a certified mechanic.”

“I wouldn’t know how to change oil, either,” I said, unconvinced by her words. “And Grandduff owned car dealerships.”

“Yes, and you helped me write the jingle! Remember? If you’re talkin’ about savin’, you’re talkin’ ’bout gettin’...” she prompted me.

“Rich...” I sang, obliging but unenthused.

She belted out the grand finale, still able to hit the high note after all these years: “...ardson’s!”

I clapped limply and Cricket patted me on the back. “No oil,” she said, “but she can write a dynamite hook, ladies and gentlemen.”

“I should put that on my résumé,” I said, resting my head on her shoulder. “Maybe it’s time I update it.”

“Nonsense,” said Cricket. “Miles won’t even make it a week before he begs you to come back. Mark my words. In the meantime, enjoy your time off. You’ve barely had a break in months. Even when you took the time in January, you were still working to get us on our feet. Take it one day at a time. One thing at a time, even.”

I breathed deeply. Two weeks. It was manageable. I could do this. “One thing at a time,” I said to Cricket, picking myself up from the couch, giving myself a mental brush off. “Starting with your broken mouse.”

“And then a nap.”

The mouse was not so much broken as unplugged from the monitor. Although it took me all of ten seconds of labor, Cricket was pleased.

She had nothing else for me to do. No documents to review, calls to make, ice maker to fix, nothing. Believe me when I say I asked. I considered for a minute organizing Wallis’s jammed closet, but I decided against it. Knowing Wallis, within the mess there would be a system, and I would just disrupt it. I was on my way out the door when Cricket summoned me to her bedroom, where she still had a few unpacked boxes stacked in a corner.

“The last of them,” she said, ripping off the packing tape. “Your and Wallis’s stuff from P, I think. Once you go through them, I’ll be able to move my computer desk to that corner. Maybe I’ll get one of those chairs that’s really an exercise ball. Work on my abs.”

“I knew you were thinking about boys,” I said, smirking.