Back Ladies of the House
Chapters (59)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Author
  3. Praise
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. January
  7. One
  8. Two
  9. Three
  10. Four
  11. Five
  12. February
  13. Six
  14. Seven
  15. Eight
  16. Nine
  17. Ten
  18. Eleven
  19. Twelve
  20. March
  21. Thirteen
  22. Fourteen
  23. Fifteen
  24. Sixteen
  25. April
  26. Seventeen
  27. Eighteen
  28. Nineteen
  29. Twenty
  30. Twenty-One
  31. Twenty-Two
  32. Twenty-Three
  33. Twenty-Four
  34. Twenty-Five
  35. May
  36. Twenty-Six
  37. Twenty-Seven
  38. Twenty-Eight
  39. Twenty-Nine
  40. Thirty
  41. Thirty-One
  42. June
  43. Thirty-Two
  44. Thirty-Three
  45. Thirty-Four
  46. Thirty-Five
  47. Thirty-Six
  48. Thirty-Seven
  49. Thirty-Eight
  50. Thirty-Nine
  51. Forty
  52. July
  53. Forty-One
  54. Epilogue
  55. Acknowledgments
  56. Author’s Note
  57. Ladies of the House - Reader’s Guide
  58. Questions For Discussion
  59. Excerpt

Cricket’s knob was tricky with my nails. I ended up using two hands and my hip to get the door open—I really didn’t want to ruin my paint—but then everyone yelled surprise! and I stumbled into the wall and had to grab someone’s coat to steady myself, and my dreams of a perfect manicure were dashed.

Shocked out of my wits, I noticed Wallis, jubilant, now beside me. “Happy birthday!” She joined the chorus, throwing up her hands.

“But it’s not till Monday,” I blubbered.

Cricket, resplendent in red, emerged from the crowd, took my purse and handed me champagne. “What’s a few days when you’re thirty-five?” she said, kissing me on the cheek. I still was frozen; she had to take me by the arm and pull me into the party.

Wallis and Cricket had filled the apartment with my friends and yellow and white balloons. Bo, L.K., Miles, Sara, and a few others from the office. Uncle Robert was there, and his wife. My two college roommates—they’d flown from Atlanta. Some of Cricket’s old pals who called me Lovie.

It wasn’t until my second glass of champagne that I could catch my breath. Wallis turned on music and made sure no one’s drink was empty. They’d been planning this for weeks, she said, immensely proud of herself, and now it was a birthday slash watch party. What could be better? I ate Brie and crackers and crudités and babbled Oh, my gosh repetitively as people enveloped me in hugs.

Miles had brought a date, his contractor, actually, who’d completed his master bathroom renovation on time and under budget. You don’t see that much in DC, laughed Miles, so I knew he was a keeper. Carl, this handy, tall redhead, was a dream, considerate and funny and a lover of all my favorite shows. Uncle Rob said Good to see you, kiddo. Sara updated me on all the latest office gossip. I located L.K., who looked very cute in a stylish black jumpsuit, by Wallis’s makeshift sound system—a phone plugged into a portable speaker. L.K. scrolled until she found her favorite, an ’80s classic rock station; satisfied with the direction of the playlist, she affectionately pinched my arm and leaned close. “Happy birthday, babe. What a great party. I can’t wait to watch your interview, among other things.”

Her mischievous tone had me asking, “What other things?”

L.K. wiggled her eyebrows. “I’m here to see if Bo finally makes a move on Wallis. I know July Fourth is still, like, two weeks away, but maybe we’ll see some fireworks tonight. Am I right, or am I right?”