She laughed softly. “No, he didn’t exorcise me. He spoke to me. Like a person. He made a pot of tea—even asked my permission to use the kitchen first, and just made a pot of tea. We sat at the table and chatted. It was the first proper chat I’d had in a decade. He poured me a cup and just let it get cold in front of me while we talked about this and that. He was very straightforward. He had no qualms about Spade trying to sell the place, told me the man had every right to. ‘If every dead person decided to keep their property, we’d have nowhere for the living to live,’ he said, which was fair. But he told Spade that I had every right to stay as well. ‘No malevolent spirits, no call for eviction,’ I think he said. And that was that. A week later, Spade gave the place to him.”

“That’s quite an arrangement,” I said. My bread crumb offerings had slowed, and the duck waddled closer, giving me significant looks.

She shook the fondness from her face with a roll of her eyes. “That was before he tore up the kitchen for his silly laboratory. It was such a pretty kitchen, with tiles and lace curtains—and you’ve seen it now. Nearly beat yourself senseless at the sight of those garish bones he’s got strung from the ceiling, not that I blame you.”

I massaged the back of my head at the memory. “You saw that, did you?”

Her eye twinkled in amusement, but she moved on, thankfully. “At least this floor turned out for the better. Wide-open and beautiful, it’s the opposite of that mess of a laboratory. But that’s Jackaby in a nutshell. Science and magic, beauty and bedlam, things that ought to be at odds—they just don’t follow the same rules when Jackaby’s involved. For all his faults, he really is a remarkable man.” She looked out over the rippling pond while she spoke, and her silvery expression betrayed a hint of longing. “I don’t exactly get to go out and about much,” she continued, “so this place has really been a lovely escape. Of course, most of the junk he had stored up here migrated to the rest of the house. I’ve stopped trying to tidy up after the man . . . and the guest room—!” She stopped suddenly with a gasp.

“What, what is it?”

“You need somewhere to stay! You can finally get him to drag his rubbish heaps up to the attic! Do you keep a clean room, Miss Rook?”

“I—er—I’m not sure I’d feel comfortable asking for room and board. I’ve only just been hired on as it is.”

“Douglas takes room and board! Jackaby can’t turn you down. It’s perfect!”

“I don’t know,” I hedged. “And who is Douglas?”