“They’re small colleges. They don’t offer athletic scholarships, and the pros never scout them. The kids aren’t the biggest, they aren’t the fastest, and nobody’s slipping them money under the table. They’re only playing football for one reason, and that’s because they love the game. So while you’re off wheeling and dealing with all the high rollers, I’m going to tuck myself away on some nice little college campus and remember why I started playing the game in the first place.”

“It sounds wonderful.”

He shifted lanes. “That scarf you’ve got under your coat collar. Would you mind blindfolding yourself with it?”

“What?”

“Now.”

“Oh, for Pete’s sake.” She snatched the scarf from beneath her coat collar and tied it around her eyes. “This is ridiculous! You’re not planning anything kinky, are you?”

There was a long silence.

“Dan?”

“Well, I suppose it all depends on how conservative your viewpoint is.”

“You said you were putting all that behind you. That you wanted a nice, ordinary sex life.”

“Uh-huh.”

“You don’t sound very certain.”

“See, it’s like this. After a lifetime of high living, it’d probably be best if I sort of tapered off gradually. That way it wouldn’t be too big a shock to my system. And this is something I’ve been thinking about for a long time.”

“You’re making me very nervous.”

“That’s good, honey. That’s real good.” He then launched into the sweetest, softest dirty talk she had ever heard in her life until her skin was so flushed she had to unbutton her coat. But he still wouldn’t tell her where he was taking her.

When he finally stopped the car, she realized that his monologue had distracted her so much that she’d forgotten to pay attention. Had the tires crunched on gravel? She listened hard, but although she couldn’t hear any traffic noises, she wasn’t absolutely certain whether or not he’d driven her to his house.

“You’re going to have to wait here for a couple of minutes while I get a few things settled. I’ll be right back, so don’t get nervous.” His lips brushed hers. “Promise me you won’t spoil everything by sneaking a peek. That’d be a sign that you don’t trust me, and what kind of marriage would we have then?”

“You’re really pushing me. You know that, don’t you?”

“I know, darlin’.” He nibbled her bottom lip. “While you’re waiting, why don’t you just go over all those things I told you I was going to do to you. That way you won’t be bored.” His chuckle was definitely diabolical as he slipped his hand under her dress, squeezed her thigh, and then opened his door.

It was an absolutely rotten thing for him to have said, because once he’d planted the idea, she couldn’t think of anything else. By the time he returned to the car, she was quivering with sexual anticipation.

She felt a rush of cold air as he opened the door. “Everything’s all taken care of. I’m going to carry you now.” He caught her under her knees only to immediately set her back down on the seat. “Phoebe, honey, you’re still wearing your underwear. I distinctly remember telling you I wanted it off by the time I got back.”