He braced his hip against the edge of the stove. “That kid’s a crackerjack. I met her inside when I was making my phone call. She told me some pretty hair-raising things about you.”

“Like what?”

“Like the fact that you’re keeping her a prisoner in the house. You tear up her mail, put her on bread and water when you’re mad at her. And you’re slapping her around.”

“What!” Phoebe nearly knocked over her iced tea.

“She told me it doesn’t hurt.”

Phoebe was flabbergasted. “Why would she say something like that?”

“She doesn’t seem to like you too much.”

“I know. She’s like a fussy maiden aunt. She disapproves of the way I dress; she doesn’t think my jokes are funny. She doesn’t even like Pooh.”

“That might be good judgment on her part.”

She glared at him.

He smiled. “As a matter of fact, your dog was cuddled around her ankles most of the time we talked. They seemed to be old friends.”

“I don’t think so.”

“Well, I might be wrong.”

“She honestly told you I slap her?”

“Yes, ma’am. She said you weren’t evil, just twisted. I believe she compared you with somebody named Rebecca. The first Mrs. de Winter.”

“Rebecca?” Understanding dawned, and she shook her head. “All that talk about Dostoyevski and the little stinker is reading Daphne du Maurier.” For a moment she was thoughtful. “How do you know she wasn’t telling you the truth? Adults slap children all the time.”

“Phoebe, when you were standing on the sidelines at the game, you looked like you were going to faint whenever anybody took a hard hit. Besides, you just don’t have the killer instinct.” He turned to flip the sandwiches. “For example—correct me if I’m wrong here—but I’m guessing it’s more than a fickle appetite that made you turn down Viktor’s barbecue that day we ate in your kitchen, not to mention that good sandwich meat I’ve got in my refrigerator.”

This man definitely saw too much. “All those nitrates aren’t healthy.”

“Uh-huh. Come on, sweetheart, you can tell Papa Dan your ugly little secret. You’re a vegetarian, aren’t you.”

“Lots of people don’t eat meat,” she said defensively.

“Yeah, but most of them are on their soapbox about it. You don’t say a thing.”

“It’s nobody’s business. I simply happen to like unclogged arteries, that’s all.”

“Now, Phoebe, you’re wiggling around the truth again. I have a feeling your eating habits don’t have anything to do with your arteries.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Tell me the truth now.”

“All right! I like animals. It’s not a crime! Even when I was a child I couldn’t stand the idea of eating one of them.”

“Why are you so secretive about it?”