Chapters (23)
- Chapter 1. Chex's Challenge
- Chapter 2. Jenny's Journey
- Chapter 3. Electra's Exam
- Chapter 4. Dolph's Dilemma
- Chapter 5. Chex's Checks
- Chapter 6. Jenny's Jeopardy
- Chapter 7. Nada's Notion
- Chapter 8. Dolph's Direction
- Chapter 9. Cheiron's Chaos
- Chapter 10. Jenny's Jam
- Chapter 11. Electra's Empathy
- Chapter 12. Dolph's Diagnosis
- Chapter 13. Chex's Choice
- Chapter 14. Jenny's Judgment
- Chapter 15. Electra's Election
- Chapter 16. Dolph's Decision
- History of Xanth (simplified) by E. Timber Bram
- Author's Note
- About the Author
- Eos Books by Piers Anthony
- Credits
- Copyright
- About the Publisher
The chamber was beautiful. It had a monstrous feather bed, and pillows and cushions all over, and not much else. It seemed that couples were not expected to be interested in other things on their wedding night.
Dolph seemed vague. "What now?" he asked.
"Now we have to consummate the marriage," Electra said. "Because it isn't final until we do. And it has to be final, because you can't divorce me until it is."
He gazed at her as if still not quite understanding. "Oh."
Electra began removing her dress, because she didn't want such a lovely outfit to be damaged in any way. She would never use it again, but Nada would, and Nada would surely be twice as beautiful in it as Electra could ever dream of being.
"Maybe you should take off your clothes too," she suggested. "You have such a nice suit, you don't want to sleep in it."
"Uh, yes, I guess." He looked helplessly at her. " 'Lectra, I—I think I never saw you before."
She laughed, perversely enjoying this. "Of course you have, Dolph! I've been with you every chance I could possibly get, ever since you kissed me awake six years ago."
"I mean, when you came down that aisle, I didn't recognize you. You were beautiful."
"It's the dress. That's its magic."
"Oh." He started removing his clothing. "Um, should we—I mean, mother says folk shouldn't be undressed together—"
"We're married now, Dolph," she said brightly, though the truth was that she was having a qualm or two of her own. Was he supposed to be allowed to see her panties now? She concluded that it was now or never, because after tomorrow it would be Nada's panties he would be seeing, after six years of trying. If Electra's own panties were to have any chance at all, it had to be before Nada's.
She nerved herself and drew the dress off over her head. Suddenly she was in her wonderful pink underclothing. She hoped Dolph would have the grace to be impressed. She turned to face him.
Dolph was now in his underpants. He looked at her—and went straight back into his trance. He just froze in place, not moving a muscle. Oh, no! He had Freaked Out.
She went to him, determined that this night, of all nights, would not be ruined. "Snap out of it, Dolph!" she said. "It's all right! We're married!"
"P—p—p—" he stuttered.
"Panties," she agreed firmly. "I know they aren't the ones you really wanted to see, but maybe they'll help prepare you for tomorrow."
But he remained entranced. He just stood there, staring.
"Oh, mice!" she snapped. "This isn't getting us anywhere!" She picked up a pillow and threw it at him. It bounced off the side of his head.