Chapters (23)
- Chapter 1. Chex's Challenge
- Chapter 2. Jenny's Journey
- Chapter 3. Electra's Exam
- Chapter 4. Dolph's Dilemma
- Chapter 5. Chex's Checks
- Chapter 6. Jenny's Jeopardy
- Chapter 7. Nada's Notion
- Chapter 8. Dolph's Direction
- Chapter 9. Cheiron's Chaos
- Chapter 10. Jenny's Jam
- Chapter 11. Electra's Empathy
- Chapter 12. Dolph's Diagnosis
- Chapter 13. Chex's Choice
- Chapter 14. Jenny's Judgment
- Chapter 15. Electra's Election
- Chapter 16. Dolph's Decision
- History of Xanth (simplified) by E. Timber Bram
- Author's Note
- About the Author
- Eos Books by Piers Anthony
- Credits
- Copyright
- About the Publisher
Electra laughed, somewhat bitterly. "Godiva said that wedding dresses have magic. Think what it will do for you, tomorrow!" For they would let out the seams here and here and particularly there, so it would fit.
"I can only see what it does for you, today. 'Lectra, you've always had an inferiority complex about your appearance, but believe me, you are stunning now. Take my word: when the others see you, they will be astonished. They will not be mocking you. You are queen for the moment. Make the most of it!"
"The only one I want to impress is Dolph," Electra said regretfully. "And he—" She shrugged.
"This time his eyes will pop out of his head!" Nada said. Then they both laughed, picturing that.
It was time. "Oh, Nada, I think my knees are going to melt!" Electra exclaimed.
"And there's a butterfly in your stomach," Nada said.
"How did you know?"
"Open your mouth and stand still," Nada said.
Surprised, Electra did so. Nada whacked her on the back. The butterfly flew out of her mouth and fluttered around the room. It was bright yellow, of course.
Nada opened a window and the butterfly flew out. "You feel better now," she said.
Electra nodded. It was true.
"Now you must go out there and do it. My brother will guide you down the aisle. Just go where you're taken, and when someone asks you a question, say 'I do.' Then kiss Dolph. After that it's just a matter of listening while folk congratulate him for marrying you."
"Yes, it's a real sacrifice for him."
"Now stop that!" Nada opened the door and shoved her out.
Electra was suddenly in front of an audience. Everyone was there: King Dor, Queen Irene, Dolph's grandpa Bink with his wife, Chameleon, in her neutral stage, King Emeritus Trent with Queen Emeritis Iris, Magician Murphy with Sorceress Vadne; Grey Murphy with Ivy; the Zombie Master with Millie the (former) Ghost and their grown children Hiatus and Lacuna; Cheiron, Chex, and Che Centaur, and with Che was Gwenny Goblin and Jenny Elf and her cat Sammy, all four wearing spectacles and looking happy with the joke; Godiva Goblin with Gloha beside her; Grundy Golem and Rapunzel; Marrow Bones the walking skeleton, and Grace'l Ossein, his female friend with the nice bones; even Draco Dragon quietly smoking in a corner, keeping his fire damped, for he was Dolph's friend too; and any number of other folk Electra had come to know in her six years in this time. Everyone was there, looking at her.
Electra felt herself reeling. She knew she was about to faint.
Then a firm hand caught her elbow. "No you don't, beautiful bride!"
It was Nada's handsome brother, Naldo Naga, in full human form. The one who had suggested this way through their impasse. She wasn't sure whether to bless him or curse him for that, but his presence was reassuring. He surely knew what he was doing.