Back Instead of the Thorn
Chapters (33)
  1. Chapter One
  2. Chapter Two
  3. Chapter Three
  4. Chapter Four
  5. Chapter Five
  6. Chapter Six
  7. Chapter Seven
  8. Chapter Eight
  9. Chapter Nine
  10. Chapter Ten
  11. Chapter Eleven
  12. Chapter Twelve
  13. Chapter Thirteen
  14. Chapter Fourteen
  15. Chapter Fifteen
  16. Chapter Sixteen
  17. Chapter Seventeen
  18. Chapter Eighteen
  19. Chapter Nineteen
  20. Chapter Twenty
  21. Chapter Twenty-One
  22. Chapter Twenty-Two
  23. Chapter Twenty-Three
  24. Chapter Twenty-Four
  25. Chapter Twenty-Five
  26. Chapter Twenty-Six
  27. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  28. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  29. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  30. Chapter Thirty
  31. Chapter Thirty-One
  32. Chapter Thirty-Two
  33. Chapter Thirty-Three

Mr. Hengist came round with the Remington that evening, and stayed for an hour, helping Elizabeth to move some of the .furniture. He showed her how to work the typewriter, and, very thoughtfully, brought a sheaf of paper with him, which he left with her. After he had departed, Elizabeth sat down to master her new toy until nearly eleven o’clock. A decided bang on the floor above made her remember the time, and she put the machine away, hoping that she had not kept the top-floor lodger awake for very long.

She soon learned to type creditably, and to show Mr. Hengist how she had progressed she typed him a letter.

Another week, she thought, would see a marked improvement both in speed and correctness.

Mrs. Cotton came up to her room every morning after breakfast to hear Elizabeth’s menu for the day. Elizabeth discovered that her culinary powers were limited. Mrs. Cotton had two stock dishes which she suggested to Elizabeth every day. One was, “a nice dish of tripe with onions to suit,” and the other a treacle tart. Elizabeth did not think that the two synchronised.

On one of these visitations Mrs. Cotton ventured to inquire into Elizabeth’s history.

“Mrs. Pearson, what lives in the ’ouse next door, she says to me yesterday, ‘Well, Mrs. Cotton,’ she says, ‘so I see you’ve got a new visitor.’ ‘Yes, Mrs. Pearson,’ I says, ‘I ’ave. A Mrs. Ramsay,’ I says. ‘Well,’ she says, ‘she do look young to be married an’ all. And is ’er ’usband alive?’ she says. Well, I answers her pretty sharp, ma’am. ‘I’m not one to be prying into what don’t concern me,’ I says. She looked very silly at that, ma’am.”

“Oh?” said Elizabeth. “I think perhaps I’ll order cutlets for to-night.”

“Cutlets?” Mrs. Cotton said dubiously. “Of course, it’s just as you like, ma’am, but if you’d asked me I’d ’ave suggested a nice piece of steak with mash. You see, you don’t ’appen to care for tripe an’ onions, do you?”

“No, thank you,” Elizabeth said hurriedly. “I think I’ll stick to cutlets.”

“Well, if that’s what you fancy, ma’am . . . And what would you like to follow? I was thinking a treacle tart ’ud go well after the steak.”

“Cutlets,” Elizabeth corrected. “With tomatoes.”

“Yes, ma’am. An’ some mash.”

“Can you do Scotch woodcock?” Elizabeth asked. “I think I’ll have a savoury instead of pudding.”

Mrs. Cotton looked vacant.

“Oh, yes, I can do it,” she said. “Only the kitchener’s difficult when it comes to them little knick-knacks.”

“I see,” Elizabeth said. “What about Welsh Rare-hit?”

Mrs. Cotton brightened.