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Chapters (33)
  1. Chapter One
  2. Chapter Two
  3. Chapter Three
  4. Chapter Four
  5. Chapter Five
  6. Chapter Six
  7. Chapter Seven
  8. Chapter Eight
  9. Chapter Nine
  10. Chapter Ten
  11. Chapter Eleven
  12. Chapter Twelve
  13. Chapter Thirteen
  14. Chapter Fourteen
  15. Chapter Fifteen
  16. Chapter Sixteen
  17. Chapter Seventeen
  18. Chapter Eighteen
  19. Chapter Nineteen
  20. Chapter Twenty
  21. Chapter Twenty-One
  22. Chapter Twenty-Two
  23. Chapter Twenty-Three
  24. Chapter Twenty-Four
  25. Chapter Twenty-Five
  26. Chapter Twenty-Six
  27. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  28. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  29. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  30. Chapter Thirty
  31. Chapter Thirty-One
  32. Chapter Thirty-Two
  33. Chapter Thirty-Three

“Not very. There’s the Church-set—they go to Mothers’ Meetings and Infant Welfare Societies. It’s not very exciting. Then there’s the Bridge-set—they ’re rather mixed up together, those two. I can’t play bridge. And there’s the literary set. We’re that,” she added, rather bitterly.

“Can’t stand literary shop. I say, that’s a bad brick, but you know what I mean! I’m not clever enough, what? Don’t know what to say when people start talking ’bout ‘technique,’ an’ form, an’ ‘influence of the Russian school.’ You know the sort of stuff.”

“Yes, I know.” She did know. You could not live a day Stephen and Cynthia and Nina and the Tyrells without knowing.

“Daresay it’s awfully interesting if you’re in the trade yourself. It’s all Greek to me. I know when I like a book, but I can’t tell you what the style’s like, or what the publisher’s name is. Don’t see that it matters, personally. Can’t say that I often remember the blinking author’s name.”

“I don’t see that it matters either,” Elizabeth sighed. “But the first thing Ste—any writer asks about a book is, Who published it?”

“Awful strain of the what-you-may-call-it. Intellect. Good word, that. Expect you’ll start writing yourself soon. Force of example, what?”

“Goodness, no! I can’t even write a decent letter, and my taste in literature is had.”

“Lord! Is it? Daren’t speak about mine to Stephen. I like a good yarn—exciting, an’ not too long. Can’t stand these—what d’you call it?—psy—psychological novels, whatever that may be. Lot of rot, I call it.”

“Introspection,” said Elizabeth. “I know. I like Dickens and Mrs. Humphry Ward, and—books like theirs. Not too deep. I tried to read Meredith a little while ago.”

“Never heard of him.”

“He’s dreadful,” Elizabeth said. “I couldn’t make head or tail of him. And Hardy—well, I don’t approve of the sort of book he writes.”

“Ah, quite!” Wendell answered profoundly.

“And Bernard Shaw, and Chesterton and Galsworthy —I just can’t get on with them.”

“Shouldn’t try.”

“Oh, I’ve given it up! I’m too old to be re-educated. I don’t really appreciate Stephen’s books. Not in the proper way.”

“I tackled one of ’em the other day. Bit beyond me. Awfully clever, of course, an’ that sort of thing.”

“Yes, he’s very clever,” Elizabeth agreed.

“Always feel a bit of a fool when Stephen’s about,” he confided. “Jolly nice chap, though.”

“I think I do too,” she said, half to herself.

“Oh, I say, what priceless rot. I bet you’ve got a lot tucked away under that topping hair of yours, Betty.”

She blushed. She was flattered, but she felt vaguely that she ought not to allow Wendell to say these things.