Back In the Land of Oz
Chapters (29)
  1. Title Page
  2. Dedication
  3. Preface to the New Edition
  4. Contents
  5. Map
  6. 1 On Wings of Poesy
  7. 2 Shiklone Troicee and After
  8. 3 Bungle Bungle
  9. 4 Arse-End Charlie
  10. 5 Umpie Bong
  11. 6 Neither an Ong nor a Mo
  12. 7 Et in Arcadia Nos
  13. 8 Lost Orisons
  14. 9 Granny Apples
  15. 10 The Town with a HEART of Gold
  16. 11 A Roomette with a View
  17. 12 Ich Hatt’ Einst Ein Schön’ Vaterland
  18. 13 Wher. Edna. Laide. Me
  19. 14 ‘An Interesting Place With Lots of Sandhills’
  20. 15 Mintja
  21. 16 Ghostbusting
  22. 17 The Townsville Hoist
  23. 18 Gone Troppo
  24. 19 The Expulsion From Paradise
  25. 20 Found! – The Spangled Drongo
  26. About the Author
  27. By the Same Author
  28. Copyright Page
  29. Adverts

We were at some remove from the comforts that had always comprised paradise for me, for all that Neil’s Toyota was fitted out with a fridge from which we could help ourselves to ice-cold beers or cokes whenever we needed them. The country was rugged and remote. The track which Neil insisted on negotiating at great speed, ‘to ride the corrugations’, was often barely a track at all – just an approximate clearing in the bush. Goannas frequently raced across our path. Hawks circled the sky. On the ground as on the map, Camballin seemed a long, long way from anywhere. All I’d heard about it, apart from Neil’s having chosen it to invest in, was that it possessed the highest mean temperature of any inhabited spot in Australia. Something like pride waged war inside me with something like fear. I suddenly remembered how, as a student, I’d won a competition at a party to find the title of the shortest book that could ever be written with Lives of the Jewish Explorers. Yet now here I was, giving the lie to my race’s trepidity, the only Jew for thousands of miles, penetrating further into Northern Australia, for all I knew, than any Jew in history.

With such thoughts revolving in my head I simply assumed I was mildly hallucinating when I saw the sign telling us that we had arrived in Camballin.

LIVERINGA STATION

and CAMBALLIN FARM

WELCOME

It was only after we’d driven past and Neil had remarked, as it were by-the-by, ‘Notice the Hebrew?’ that I realized I had in actuality read what I thought in actuality I had not.

‘That really was Hebrew?’

‘Oh yeah, the Israelis own a lot of this country.’

‘The Israelis?’

‘Sure. It’s an interesting story. I’ll tell you later.’

There wasn’t time now. We’d reached the house of Alan Archer, foreman of the West Australian irrigation scheme in the Liveringa and Neil’s co-director in whatever project it was that Neil had going here in this corrugated-tin town of forty inhabitants, an undisclosed number of whom spoke modern Hebrew.