Back In the Land of Oz
Chapters (29)
  1. Title Page
  2. Dedication
  3. Preface to the New Edition
  4. Contents
  5. Map
  6. 1 On Wings of Poesy
  7. 2 Shiklone Troicee and After
  8. 3 Bungle Bungle
  9. 4 Arse-End Charlie
  10. 5 Umpie Bong
  11. 6 Neither an Ong nor a Mo
  12. 7 Et in Arcadia Nos
  13. 8 Lost Orisons
  14. 9 Granny Apples
  15. 10 The Town with a HEART of Gold
  16. 11 A Roomette with a View
  17. 12 Ich Hatt’ Einst Ein Schön’ Vaterland
  18. 13 Wher. Edna. Laide. Me
  19. 14 ‘An Interesting Place With Lots of Sandhills’
  20. 15 Mintja
  21. 16 Ghostbusting
  22. 17 The Townsville Hoist
  23. 18 Gone Troppo
  24. 19 The Expulsion From Paradise
  25. 20 Found! – The Spangled Drongo
  26. About the Author
  27. By the Same Author
  28. Copyright Page
  29. Adverts

There was little to love in the landscape, though, for the first few hundred kilometres south of Broome. My map told me that there was ocean and beach to the west, and any number of capes testifying to early French interest in the region – Cape Latouche Treville, Cape Jaubert, False Cape Bossut, Poissonnier Point – but the Great Northern Highway was too far from the coast for any of this to be visible. The only thing to look at was the interminable scrub, littered with those disheartening beer bottles, the little brown stubbies, which lie by the roadside in the remotest places forming a sort of chain of mindless indulgence around the entire continent. I tried to ignore the bottles and passed the time pretending that the monotonous country hereabouts was in fact various and beautiful. Surely, I told myself, there is a vast and mysterious unchartedness about this; surely it is harsh and bewildering, majestic in its tediousness, surprising in its unsurprisingness. A flat wonderful unendingness. But I was soon asleep and only woke, hours later, when the bus suddenly turned left off the highway into a dirt-track wide enough, strictly speaking, for no more than a motorbike. Part of the excitement and charm of outback travel is that you can make your own road just about any time you feel like it. It’s common to see a new track running alongside an old existing one, for no other reason, clearly, than that a driver needed to enliven the tedium. A Toyota-load of Aborigines is particularly likely to give up on the highway and to head off into the bush on a whim. I thought some such impulse had taken hold of our driver until it became clear that he knew where he was going and that we were about to enter the town of Goldsworthy.