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Contents (55)
  1. Dedication
  2. One
  3. Never Make a Scene
  4. Two
  5. Never Get Drunk
  6. Three
  7. Always Move Up the Ladder, Never Down
  8. Four
  9. Never Believe Gossip
  10. Five
  11. Never Make Impulse Decisions
  12. Six
  13. Never Break the Law/Get Arrested
  14. Seven
  15. Always Be Responsible
  16. Eight
  17. Always Dress Properly
  18. Nine
  19. Never Confide in Strangers
  20. Ten
  21. Never Make Exceptions
  22. Eleven
  23. Never Skinny Dip
  24. Twelve
  25. Never Make the First Move
  26. Thirteen
  27. Never Lie
  28. Fourteen
  29. Never Play Games
  30. Fifteen
  31. Never Dwell on the Past
  32. Sixteen
  33. Never Pick a Fight
  34. Seventeen
  35. Never Have I Ever
  36. Eighteen
  37. Never Sleep With Someone On The First Date
  38. Nineteen
  39. Never Stress Eat
  40. Twenty
  41. Never Mix Business and Pleasure
  42. Twenty-one
  43. Never Wash Dirty Laundry in Public
  44. Twenty-two
  45. Don’t Move In Without a Ring
  46. Sneak Peek - A Christmas Date
  47. One
  48. Christmas Is Coming
  49. Two
  50. Blue Christmas
  51. Three
  52. The Perfect Man for Christmas
  53. Also by Camilla Isley
  54. About the Author
  55. Acknowledgments

Ding-dong. Mr. Hangover, we meet at last… Not sure I like you. I close my eyes, hoping the Aleve will act quickly.

When I open them again, I’ve no clue how much time has passed—a minute or an hour—but at least I’m slightly better. Well enough to roll over and retrieve my discarded clothes from the floor. There’s my bag, too, and I always carry a compact mirror. Face damage assessment time. Gingerly, I flip the little metallic lid open. I’ve got panda eyes, but it’s nothing some makeup remover wipes can’t fix. The cool touch of the damp cotton is heavenly on my heated skin as I scrub myself clean. The soothing moisture helps also with the headache, so much so that I don’t stop until I’ve used up the entire packet of wipes.

With my head a little clearer, I search for my phone and unlock the screen. Eight fifteen in the morning. There’s an unhealthy number of missed calls and messages waiting to be answered. Later. My temples are still pounding. I open the map app to check where in the world I am exactly. The little blue dot stops on Brooklyn Heights.

What the hell am I doing in Brooklyn? How did I get here? Whose house is this?

Time to find out.

Still sitting on the bed, I put on the silky turquoise dress I was wearing last night—perfect for a proposal, not so much for a morning-after commute from Brooklyn. There’s nothing I can do about the hair, so I scrunch the red tangles in a messy-for-real bun and stand up.

The room spins. I blink several times to fight the dizziness and shake my legs until the dress’s skirt slithers into place, reaching my knees. Shoes in one hand, bag in the other, I drag my feet to the door and tentatively exit the bedroom to enter… a cool loft. One of those with brick walls and modern furniture.

Feeling like a burglar, I slip my pumps on and shuffle into an open-space living room with floor-to-ceiling windows.

“Hello?” My voice sounds thick.

“Morning,” someone says. A male someone. “I was starting to worry you were dead.”

“I thought I was d—” My throat catches as a guy in jeans and a light blue shirt comes out from behind a pillar. He’s so good-looking I literally can’t talk. Rumpled dark hair on the longish side. Dark brown—almost black—eyes, a strong jaw covered in five o’clock shadow, and he’s smiling at me. A little sexy dimple on each cheek. My stomach flips.

Is it the smile or the hangover?

But the real question is, did I have sex with this hunk? Well, I woke up in his bed wearing only underwear. I hope we did it. And I hope he wants to do it again because I can’t remember a thing and the guy is too handsome for me to leave, not remembering having sex with him.

Eeeeee, somebody please censor my brain. Never in my life would I have had sex with someone I just met—but that was the whole point of throwing out the list and getting crazy drunk. If this man is the first outcome of my new lifestyle, high five to me. But how embarrassing not to remember if we slept together. What do I do? Do I ask him? I don’t even know his name!