Contents (55)
- Dedication
- One
- Never Make a Scene
- Two
- Never Get Drunk
- Three
- Always Move Up the Ladder, Never Down
- Four
- Never Believe Gossip
- Five
- Never Make Impulse Decisions
- Six
- Never Break the Law/Get Arrested
- Seven
- Always Be Responsible
- Eight
- Always Dress Properly
- Nine
- Never Confide in Strangers
- Ten
- Never Make Exceptions
- Eleven
- Never Skinny Dip
- Twelve
- Never Make the First Move
- Thirteen
- Never Lie
- Fourteen
- Never Play Games
- Fifteen
- Never Dwell on the Past
- Sixteen
- Never Pick a Fight
- Seventeen
- Never Have I Ever
- Eighteen
- Never Sleep With Someone On The First Date
- Nineteen
- Never Stress Eat
- Twenty
- Never Mix Business and Pleasure
- Twenty-one
- Never Wash Dirty Laundry in Public
- Twenty-two
- Don’t Move In Without a Ring
- Sneak Peek - A Christmas Date
- One
- Christmas Is Coming
- Two
- Blue Christmas
- Three
- The Perfect Man for Christmas
- Also by Camilla Isley
- About the Author
- Acknowledgments
Ding-dong. Mr. Hangover, we meet at last… Not sure I like you. I close my eyes, hoping the Aleve will act quickly.
When I open them again, I’ve no clue how much time has passed—a minute or an hour—but at least I’m slightly better. Well enough to roll over and retrieve my discarded clothes from the floor. There’s my bag, too, and I always carry a compact mirror. Face damage assessment time. Gingerly, I flip the little metallic lid open. I’ve got panda eyes, but it’s nothing some makeup remover wipes can’t fix. The cool touch of the damp cotton is heavenly on my heated skin as I scrub myself clean. The soothing moisture helps also with the headache, so much so that I don’t stop until I’ve used up the entire packet of wipes.
With my head a little clearer, I search for my phone and unlock the screen. Eight fifteen in the morning. There’s an unhealthy number of missed calls and messages waiting to be answered. Later. My temples are still pounding. I open the map app to check where in the world I am exactly. The little blue dot stops on Brooklyn Heights.
What the hell am I doing in Brooklyn? How did I get here? Whose house is this?
Time to find out.
Still sitting on the bed, I put on the silky turquoise dress I was wearing last night—perfect for a proposal, not so much for a morning-after commute from Brooklyn. There’s nothing I can do about the hair, so I scrunch the red tangles in a messy-for-real bun and stand up.
The room spins. I blink several times to fight the dizziness and shake my legs until the dress’s skirt slithers into place, reaching my knees. Shoes in one hand, bag in the other, I drag my feet to the door and tentatively exit the bedroom to enter… a cool loft. One of those with brick walls and modern furniture.
Feeling like a burglar, I slip my pumps on and shuffle into an open-space living room with floor-to-ceiling windows.
“Hello?” My voice sounds thick.
“Morning,” someone says. A male someone. “I was starting to worry you were dead.”
“I thought I was d—” My throat catches as a guy in jeans and a light blue shirt comes out from behind a pillar. He’s so good-looking I literally can’t talk. Rumpled dark hair on the longish side. Dark brown—almost black—eyes, a strong jaw covered in five o’clock shadow, and he’s smiling at me. A little sexy dimple on each cheek. My stomach flips.
Is it the smile or the hangover?
But the real question is, did I have sex with this hunk? Well, I woke up in his bed wearing only underwear. I hope we did it. And I hope he wants to do it again because I can’t remember a thing and the guy is too handsome for me to leave, not remembering having sex with him.
Eeeeee, somebody please censor my brain. Never in my life would I have had sex with someone I just met—but that was the whole point of throwing out the list and getting crazy drunk. If this man is the first outcome of my new lifestyle, high five to me. But how embarrassing not to remember if we slept together. What do I do? Do I ask him? I don’t even know his name!