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Contents (55)
  1. Dedication
  2. One
  3. Never Make a Scene
  4. Two
  5. Never Get Drunk
  6. Three
  7. Always Move Up the Ladder, Never Down
  8. Four
  9. Never Believe Gossip
  10. Five
  11. Never Make Impulse Decisions
  12. Six
  13. Never Break the Law/Get Arrested
  14. Seven
  15. Always Be Responsible
  16. Eight
  17. Always Dress Properly
  18. Nine
  19. Never Confide in Strangers
  20. Ten
  21. Never Make Exceptions
  22. Eleven
  23. Never Skinny Dip
  24. Twelve
  25. Never Make the First Move
  26. Thirteen
  27. Never Lie
  28. Fourteen
  29. Never Play Games
  30. Fifteen
  31. Never Dwell on the Past
  32. Sixteen
  33. Never Pick a Fight
  34. Seventeen
  35. Never Have I Ever
  36. Eighteen
  37. Never Sleep With Someone On The First Date
  38. Nineteen
  39. Never Stress Eat
  40. Twenty
  41. Never Mix Business and Pleasure
  42. Twenty-one
  43. Never Wash Dirty Laundry in Public
  44. Twenty-two
  45. Don’t Move In Without a Ring
  46. Sneak Peek - A Christmas Date
  47. One
  48. Christmas Is Coming
  49. Two
  50. Blue Christmas
  51. Three
  52. The Perfect Man for Christmas
  53. Also by Camilla Isley
  54. About the Author
  55. Acknowledgments

Love,

Camilla

Sneak Peek - A Christmas Date

One

Christmas Is Coming

“Your mother called again,” my assistant, Melanie, informs me as soon as I step foot into my office. “Third time this week.”

I sit behind my desk and peek at the calendar placed next to my unopened laptop.

Tuesday, December 11

Only Tuesday and we’re already on the third call of the week.

Bodes well.

“I’ll call her back when I have a minute,” I tell Melanie. “Anything else?”

Still standing on the threshold, she shifts on her feet, uncomfortable.

“Come on, I won’t shoot the messenger,” I promise her.

“Right, because she’s asked me to read you this, word for word.”

From the way Melanie is cowering, it can’t be good. I lean back in my white leather chair, cross my hands in my lap, and sigh. “Go ahead.”

“Nikki,” she intones, “I spent thirty-five hours in excruciating pain to bring you into this world, and the least I deserve after nurturing you in a loving home for years is for my daughter to return my calls, especially at Christmas. I’ve already set my expectations very low, as I wouldn’t presume you could pick up the phone and call your mother of your own free will…”

I grip the armrests of my chair until my knuckles turn white. “Can you skip the guilt tripping part and get to the core of the message?”

Melanie looks up at me. “Yeah, sure.” Her eyes shift back to the note, and she scrolls through the words for what feels like ages. “Ah, yes,” she finally sighs. “She demands to know when you’ll be heading home for Christmas, how long you’re staying, and if you’re bringing someone.”

I hate the holidays. And I hate when Mom uses the absent-daughter trope to shame me into doing what she wants. But what I hate the most is the two combined. And Christmas is the most inescapable holiday of all.

My stupid boss, along with millions of other idiots scattered around the planet, loves Christmas. So what does the prick do every year? He closes shop, forcing everyone to go on vacation. Which means that every December, without fail, I’m trapped visiting my family in Connecticut for too many days.

Even worse, this year Christmas falls on a Tuesday, meaning the agency will stay closed from the twenty-second to the twenty-ninth. Nine sanity-challenging days of hell in total. And my mother knows, and she’s been on my case for a month now to make sure she’ll get me for as many of those nine days as she can.

This must be punishment for something terrible I did in a past life, I swear.

I exhale. “I’ll call her back when I have a minute.”

Melanie is giving me the no-you-won’t stink eye, but I have my mean boss poker face on, so she keeps quiet.

“Is that all?” I ask.

“Err, no. You have lunch with your sister today.”

And my day isn’t getting any better.