‘Aren’t there any alien monsters we can go and destroy?’ I asked the Doctor, on one of the few occasions when I met him in the TARDIS corridors. I mean, granted, I’d been hiding away for a few weeks, and I looked so white that you could put a tail on me and call me Flopsy, but he’d been hiding too. He hadn’t followed up on his pledge to take me to Blackpool, or somewhere else exciting. He’d just become sad, at exactly the time I needed him to be happy. Whenever I’d gone into the console room, he’d been absent, and at night I’d just hear the occasional cry from one of those terrible nightmares of his.

‘Alien monsters…’ he mused now, tapping his finger on the tip of his nose. ‘No. They’re all gone. Little Johnny Piper⁠ — no, sorry, different train of thought. No alien monsters, I’m afraid.’ He had that troubled look about his eyes, and wouldn’t quite look at me.

I wanted rather desperately to touch him, hug him or something, but everything about him said that that wouldn’t be a good idea. He seemed embarrassed about seeing me, which wasn’t really him at all. If I didn’t know better, I’d say that he was thinking as hard about the last five minutes of Guy’s life as I was.

Post-It note covering the above

Summerfield, B.S. Subject: Human Nature: 3/10, must try harder. (The ‘Human’ is crossed out and then replaced. There is evidence of correcting fluid.)

From the diary of Prof Bernice Summerfield

We wandered into the console room, me still trying to think of some way to break the ice. One of the many trivial things I’d been doing over the last few days was to try and repair my portable history unit. It’s a little screen that lets you access archives while in the field. Or, in my case, while in the bath. Normally you’d need an account with whatever library you’re accessing, but, with a bit of help from one of those beardie-weirdie computer experts you trip over in spaceports, I’d put together a program that makes the library think you’re a member. The thing broke down, of course, just before Heaven, and I’d been carrying it in my luggage ever since. So, as part of my great campaign to do things, I had hefted one of the Doctor’s folding work-tables into the console room and set about dismantling the thing, on and off, with gaps for tea and crying.