Contents ( 57)
- HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE
- Dedication
- Contents
- Chapter One
- IN WHICH SOPHIE TALKS TO HATS
- Chapter Two
- IN WHICH SOPHIE IS COMPELLED TO SEEK HER FORTUNE
- Chapter Three
- IN WHICH SOPHIE ENTERS INTO A CASTLE AND A BARGAIN
- Chapter Four
- IN WHICH SOPHIE DISCOVERS SEVERAL STRANGE THINGS
- Chapter Five
- WHICH IS FAR TOO FULL OF WASHING
- Chapter Six
- IN WHICH HOWL EXPRESSES HIS FEELINGS WITH GREEN SLIME
- Chapter Seven
- IN WHICH A SCARECROW PREVENTS SOPHIE FROM LEAVING THE CASTLE
- Chapter Eight
- IN WHICH SOPHIE LEAVES THE CASTLE IN SEVERAL DIRECTIONS AT ONCE
- Chapter Nine
- IN WHICH MICHAEL HAS TROUBLE WITH A SPELL
- Chapter Ten
- IN WHICH CALCIFER PROMISES SOPHIE A HINT
- Chapter Eleven
- IN WHICH HOWL GOES TO A STRANGE COUNTRY IN SEARCH OF A SPELL
- Chapter Twelve
- IN WHICH SOPHIE BECOMES HOWL’S OLD MOTHER
- Chapter Thirteen
- IN WHICH SOPHIE BLACKENS HOWL’S NAME
- Chapter Fourteen
- IN WHICH A ROYAL WIZARD CATCHES A COLD
- Chapter Fifteen
- IN WHICH HOWL GOES TO A FUNERAL IN DISGUISE
- Chapter Sixteen
- IN WHICH THERE IS A GREAT DEAL OF WITCHCRAFT
- Chapter Seventeen
- IN WHICH THE MOVING CASTLE MOVES HOUSE
- Chapter Eighteen
- IN WHICH THE SCARECROW AND MISS ANGORIAN REAPPEAR
- Chapter Nineteen
- IN WHICH SOPHIE EXPRESSES HER FEELINGS WITH WEED-KILLER
- Chapter Twenty
- IN WHICH SOPHIE FINDS FURTHER DIFFICULTIES IN LEAVING THE CASTLE
- Chapter Twenty-One
- IN WHICH A CONTRACT IS CONCLUDED BEFORE WITNESSES
- HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE
- Read on for an excerpt from The Merlin Conspiracy
- I
- ONE
- Read on for an excerpt from Dark Lord of Derkholm
- ONE
- Read on for an excerpt from Archer’s Goon
- Chapter One
- About the Author
- Credits
- Copyright
- About the Publisher
He turned back to his students. “Well, that about wraps it up for today,” he said smoothly. “We’ll save the Structuralist view for next week. Come in, all of you, and shut the door—you’re making a draft. I think we’ll ask Miss Potter to introduce next week’s discussion, since she obviously knows so much about Structuralism.” At this the thinnest woman with the largest note pad sat upright and stared in outrage. “The rest of you,” Quentin Sykes said, before she could speak, “had better read these books in order to keep up with Miss Potter.” And he rapidly recited a list of books. While the students, including Miss Potter, scribbled them down, Quentin took another look at the Goon. “See you all next week,” he said.
The students took a look at the Goon, too, and all decided to leave quickly. Everyone hurried out of the room, except for Miss Potter, who was still looking outraged. “Mr. Sykes,” she said. “I really must complain—”
“Next week, Miss Potter. Put it all in your paper,” Quentin said. “Show me how wrong I am.”
Miss Potter, looking more outraged than ever, squared her shoulders and marched out of the room. Howard hoped that Dad would be able to get rid of the Goon this easily, too.
“Now what is this?” Quentin said, looking at the Goon.
“Meet the Goon, Dad,” said Howard.
The Goon grinned, almost angelically. “Overdue payment,” he said. “Came to collect two thousand.”
“He just walked in, Mr. Sykes!” Fifi said angrily. “And he—”
Quentin stopped Fifi by holding one hand up. It was a knack he seemed to have with students. “Nonsense,” he said. “My payment isn’t overdue.”
It was the Goon’s turn to hold one hand up, grinning still. Since he was still holding Awful’s hand, Awful came up, too, dangling and yelling. He said something, but nothing could be heard but Awful. He had to shout it. “Should have had it two weeks ago! Archer’s annoyed—” This was as far as the Goon got before Awful somehow managed to climb up her own arm and fasten her teeth in the Goon’s knuckles. The Goon must have felt it. He turned to her reproachfully. “Drop you!” he shouted above the noise Awful was still making.
“No, you won’t. You’ll put her down,” said Quentin. Long practice had given him a way of enlarging his voice so that it came through Awful’s. “Or you will if you want to hear yourself speak.”
This seemed to strike the Goon as a good idea. He lowered Awful to the floor, where she stood putting her tongue in and out and making disgusted faces. “He tastes horrible,” she said. “Can I go on yelling?”
“No,” said Quentin, and he said to the Goon, “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve never heard of this Archer. The man I deal with is Mountjoy.”
“Don’t know Mountjoy,” said the Goon. “Must go to Archer in the end. Archer didn’t get it.”