Virgil spent another half hour wandering around the area on the back side of Main Street but didn’t see anything that made him want to look closer.

He went back to Main Street, got an exceptionally bad cheeseburger and even worse fries at Mom’s Cafe, the only restaurant he could find, then headed back to Skinner & Holland. Skinner was behind the cash register, and Virgil picked up a package of cinnamon gum to get the taste of the burger out of his mouth, paid most of a dollar for it, and dropped the change in a jar that said “Tips. Help the Deserving.”

“You the deserving?” Virgil asked Skinner.

“Maybe,” he said.

“How come this place is called Skinner and Holland, Eats and Souvenirs, and the only eats you’ve got are Sno Balls and Cheetos and fake-cheese crackers?” Virgil asked.

“There’re some frozen entrées in the freezer, and you’re welcome to use the microwave,” Skinner said. “That’s what me’n Wardell mostly eat. We’re talking about starting a diner, but we haven’t found the right venue. And Holland’s mom would get pissed. She owns Mom’s Cafe.”

“She sure doesn’t need the competition,” Virgil said. “I ate the worst cheeseburger of my life there about five minutes ago.”

Skinner winced, and said, “I wouldn’t wander too far from a toilet. They got three cooks there; we call them Hepatitis A, B, and C. That burger’s gonna hit the bottom of the bucket in one piece, if you know what I mean.”

“I do,” Virgil said. “Maybe I ought to start a cafe if you’re afraid to piss off Holland’s mom.”

Holland had come up behind him, and now he said, “Who’s gonna piss off Mom?”

Skinner said, “Virgil got a cheeseburger down at the cafe.”

“That’ll teach you,” Holland said. “God knows where the meat comes from. Probably from a veterinarian’s.” Then, “Figure anything out?”

“Found a guy who thinks he might have heard the shots; I need to check some sight lines.” A couple of customers had edged up to listen in. Virgil said, “We can talk about it later.”

“That’s more than anybody else has gotten,” Holland said.

“If you could prove that it’s Holland’s mom who did the shooting, it’d benefit everybody,” Skinner said.

“Except Mom,” Holland added. To Virgil: “You had a hepatitis shot?”

“Already heard that joke,” Virgil said.

Skinner and Holland looked at each other, and then Skinner said, “That wasn’t a joke.”

“Ah, Jesus,” Virgil said.

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