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"Not without a gun," I said.
The Dining Room was, of course, large and rich and fabulous, with dozens of tables adorned with tablecloths of dazzling whiteness. The odours of all kinds of marvellous cuisines hung heavily on the air, succulent aromas to make the mouth water uncontrollably. It was all I could do to keep from grabbing things off tables as I passed. The diners all ignored me. I recognised some famous Business faces, rich beyond the nightmares of avarice, and a sprinkling of demigods, elfin lords, magicians, and aliens. The Londinium Club was quite cosmopolitan, in its own way. Julien Advent, the legendary Victorian Adventurer, gave me a friendly nod and a smile. Walker was sitting alone at a table in the far corner, with his back set firmly to the wall, as always. A cold grey man with a cold grey face. He looked up at me, and nodded, but didn't smile.
"You were expecting me," I said.
"Of course," said Walker, in his calm dry voice. "It was inevitable, one way or another."
I sat down opposite him without waiting to be asked, and the hovering footman reluctantly asked if he could bring me a menu.
"That won't be necessary," said Walker. "He isn't staying."
"You could invite me to join you," I said.
"I could still have you killed," said Walker.
He gestured at the footman, who bowed low to Walker, then hurried away. I looked at what Walker was having for dinner and sniffed loudly. It was all very stolid and British; roast beef, Yorkshire pudding, lumpy gravy, and limp vegetables. With probably a steamed pudding for afters.
"That is so you, Walker," I said. "Dull, worthy, and supposedly good for you. Indigestion on a plate, and not a spot of imagination anywhere."
"This is good solid food," said Walker, cutting up his meat with military precision. "Sticks to the ribs and keeps the cold out."
"Public school dinners ruin the palate for real cuisine," I said.
Walker raised an eyebrow. "What would you know about public school life?"
"Not a damned thing, and proud of it," I said. "Now, Walker, we have things to discuss, you and I. You cast a long shadow over the Nightside ..."
"Yes," said Walker, chewing his food thoroughly. "I do. I have many shadows; my operatives are my eyes and ears, and they are everywhere. I knew the details of your current case almost as soon as you did."
"Is that why you sent the Reasonable Men after me?"
"Yes. They may be vicious animals, but they're my vicious animals. And they do put people in the right frame of mind for talking to me, and telling me what I want to know. I knew they wouldn't be enough to stop you, but I was pretty sure they'd get your attention. May I ask why they're not here with you?"
"Because they're all dead," I said.
Walker raised an eyebrow. "Well, well. How very ... impressive. You're not usually so final in your dealings with my agents."