Contents ( 47)
- HEARTLESS
- The Parasol Protectorate: Book the Fourth
- GAIL CARRIGER
- Acknowledgments
- PROLOGUE
- P Is for Preternatural
- CHAPTER ONE
- In Which Lady Alexia Maccon Waddles
- CHAPTER TWO
- Wherein Alexia Will Not Be Flung
- CHAPTER THREE
- Matters Ghostly
- CHAPTER FOUR
- Where Tethered Specters Meet
- CHAPTER FIVE
- The Lair of the Octopus
- CHAPTER SIX
- In Which Mrs. Tunstell Proves Useful
- CHAPTER SEVEN
- The Werewolves of Woolsey Castle
- CHAPTER EIGHT
- Death by Teapot
- CHAPTER NINE
- In Which the Past Complicates the Present
- CHAPTER TEN
- Ivy’s Agent Doom
- CHAPTER ELEVEN
- Wherein Hairmuffs Become All the Rage
- CHAPTER TWELVE
- Formerly Beatrice Lefoux
- CHAPTER THIRTEEN
- The Octopus Stalks at Moonlight
- CHAPTER FOURTEEN
- In Which Lady Maccon Mislays Her Parasol
- CHAPTER FIFTEEN
- Where Dirigibles Fear to Tread
- CHAPTER SIXTEEN
- A Clot of Vampires
- CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
- In Which We All Learn a Little Something About Prudence
- extras
- meet the author
- introducing
- Contents
- BY GAIL CARRIGER
- Praise for The Parasol Protectorate Series
- Copyright
The burglar darted to one side of the room, running for Alexia’s armoire. There he opened several drawers, finally extracting a sheaf of papers. These he stuffed into a sack. Alexia rolled from the bed, cursing her own lack of mobility, and charged toward him at the same time as her husband. Conall, made clumsy by the full sun, deep sleep, and the unexpectedness of the event, got his feet caught in the bedclothes and pinwheeled widely in a circle like some large and eccentric ballet dancer, before righting himself and lurching at the intruder. That’ll teach him to steal the coverlet, thought his wife in satisfaction.
Choosing wisely, the burglar went for Alexia, the weaker link, pushing her aside. She kicked out. Her foot met flesh, but not hard enough. All that resulted was Alexia losing her balance and tumbling backward onto the floor, twisting her ankle in the process.
The intruder dove for the open window. Literally dove right through, for he managed to unfold some kind of metal reinforced cape that became a parachute. This carried him gently down the five stories to the ground. Without registering his wife’s predicament, floundering about on the floor, Lord Maccon leaped after.
“Oh, no, Conall, don’t you dare—” But Alexia’s admonishment met only empty air, for he had already jumped out of the window. A werewolf could take such a fall and survive, of course, but not without substantial damage, especially during daylight.
Greatly concerned, Alexia crawled and squirmed her way across the floor, then used a stool and the windowsill to haul herself upright, balancing precariously on her good foot. Her husband had angled his leap to land on the rooftop of the castle keep; he then lowered himself some three stories to the ground and dashed after the culprit. Naked. The wrongdoer, however, was equipped to escape at speed. He had a mono-wheel cycle, rigged up with a small steam propeller, that carried him away across the landscape at a remarkably rapid pace.
The sun was full in the sky, so Lord Maccon was unable to change into his wolf form, and even as fast as a werewolf could be after sunset, it was probably not sufficient to catch up to that wheel. Alexia watched Conall run a goodly distance before coming to this realization and stopping. Sometimes his hunter instinct took a while to defuse.
She tsked in annoyance and turned to glare at her armoire, a mile away and impossible to get at without crawling, trying to determine what exactly had been stolen. What on earth had she stashed in that drawer? She certainly hadn’t looked at whatever it was since she unpacked after her wedding. So far as she could remember, it had been full of old letters, personal correspondences, party invitations, and visiting cards. Why on earth would anyone want to steal that?
“Really, husband,” she said from her post by the window when he got around to climbing back up the many flights of stairs to their sleeping chamber, “how you manage to jump about like some deranged jackrabbit without any permanent damage is a mystery to me.”