The vampire’s shoulders rose up and down. Ghastek must’ve sighed. “I suppose we might as well treat this seriously.” The vampire raised his left forelimb. A long yellow claw pointed at a tall birch on the left. “Observation Post there.” A claw moved to the right to a pine on the other side of the glade. “Another OP there. Give me a perimeter assessment.”

Two purple vampires scattered, took a running start, and scrambled up the indicated trees. The third dashed into the bushes. Only Ghastek and Tracy remained. His vampire sat on my right, her vampire sat on my left. Peachy.

A minute passed. Another.

Ghastek’s vamp lay down. “If half of the things said about draugar were true, it would revolutionize necromantic science. According to legend, they’re the spirits of warriors who rise from the grave to guard their buried possessions. They see the future, they control the elements, they shapeshift into animals. They turn into smoke and become giants.”

“Not at the same time,” I told him.

“What?”

“You said they turn into smoke and become giants. Not at the same time. They’re solid in giant form.”

“You’re still clinging to this fallacy?”

I leaned forward. “What would you have done if you had found a draugr in Norway, Ghastek?”

“I’d have tried to apprehend it, of course.”

“Suppose you live in a small village in Norway and you know a draugr is nearby. You bring him live game once in a while and you hope to God he leaves you the hell alone. Now some geeky hotshot foreigner shows up on your doorstep and explains to you how he’s going to go annoy this terrible creature for the sake of ‘necromantic science.’ You try to explain to him that it’s not a good idea, but he treats you as if you’re an idiot child.”

“I never treat people like infantile idiots,” Ghastek said.

I looked at him.

Tracy cleared her throat carefully.

“Go on,” he said.

“Would you take this foreigner to this undead monster and risk pissing it off, or would you steer him as far away from the draugr as possible and hope he’ll go away eventually?”

“That’s a sound theory, with one exception. I’m not that gullible.”

Fine. “Bet me.”

The vampire stared at me. “I’m sorry?”

“Bet me. If the draugr is a hoax, I’ll owe you a favor.”

“And if he’s real?”

“Then you will bring me a quart of vampire blood.”

“And why would you need vampire blood, Kate?”

Because I needed it to experiment with making armor out of it, that’s why. “I want to calibrate the lot of new m-scanners the Pack bought.” He didn’t need to know I was practicing to see how much of Roland’s talent had passed to me.