Of course, Dick Teague had been my goal all along. When I stepped onto his final resting place, I felt an edge of anticipation, like you feel before you bite into a gourmet dessert. Down through the rocky soil my special sense went, making contact with the body below me. I examined Dick Teague with the careful attention he deserved. But I found the barrier of shoes and dirt and coffin were muffling my response. I needed more contact. I sank down in front of the headstone to lay my hands on the earth. Just as I did so, there was a cracking noise from the woods to the west of the cemetery, and something stung my face sharply enough to make me cry out.
I put my gloved hand to my cheek, and it came away with blood on it. My blood was a different red than the cheerful scarlet of the glove, and I looked at it with some bewilderment. I heard the same crack again, and suddenly I realized that someone was shooting at me.
I launched myself from squatting to prone in one galvanic motion. Thank God I wasn’t in the Delta, where the land was so flat I wouldn’t have been able to conceal myself from a fly. I crawled to take cover on the east side of the big monument in the middle of the plot. It wasn’t as wide as me, but it was the best I could do.
For a miracle, I’d put my phone in my pocket, and I stripped off one glove and called 911. I could tell the person who answered was the woman I’d just talked to at the desk at the police station. “I’m at the cemetery off 314, and someone’s firing at me from the woods,” I said. “Two shots.”
“Have you been hit?”
“Just by a piece of granite. But I’m scared to move.” I’d started crying from sheer terror, and it was an effort to keep my voice level.
“Okay, I’ll have someone out there right away,” she said. “Do you want to stay on the phone?” She turned away for a minute, and I heard her ordering a patrol car to my location. “Probably just a hunter making a mistake,” she offered.
“Only if deer here are bright blue.”
“Have you heard any more shots?”
“No,” I said. “But I’m behind the Teague monument.”
“Do you hear the car coming yet?”
“Yes, I hear the siren.” It wasn’t the first time I’d been glad to hear a police siren in Sarne. I wiped my face with the clean glove. A police car pulled to a screeching halt behind my car, and Bledsoe, the deputy who’d arrested Tolliver, stepped out of it. He sauntered over to the spot where I crouched.