“Same thing happened to me when I was in the army,” he said. “Not combat heroics, I was stationed in Bayonne, New Jersey, and some Irish lout from Brooklyn backed a Jeep right into me. But for the grace of a few inches, I’d have ended up childless, singing soprano, and voting Democrat.”

I smiled.

“Don’t do that,” he said. “Got to hurt like hell.”

“Then don’t be funny,” I said.

He smiled. A real smile, devoid of scorn. “Army doctors couldn’t do a damn thing to patch me, just wrapped the ribs and told me to wait. When I mended, they shipped me off to the ETO.”

“No medical progress since then.”

“When did this happen to you? Not that I really care.”

“Two days ago. Not that it’s any of your business.”

He gave a start. Glared. Plucked brown fabric from his sunken chest. Broke into arid laughter, coughed up more mucus. When the wheezing stopped, he said, “How about a drink? It’s almost noon.”

As I followed him through dim, dusty, high-ceilinged rooms full of Georgian antiques and Chinese porcelain, he said, “How’d the other guy fare?”

“Worse than me.”

“Good.”

* * *

We sat at a round table in his octagonal breakfast room, just off a kitchen whose stainless steel counters and chipped white cabinets said it hadn’t been altered for half a century.

Mullion windows looked out to a shade garden. The table was seasoned mahogany, cigarette burned and water-marked, circled by four Queen Anne chairs. The wall covering was a pale green silk Asian print, crowded with peonies and bluebirds and fictitious vines, faded white in spots. A solitary framed photo hung on the wall. Black and white, also diminished by decades of ultraviolet.

When Beamish left to fetch the drinks, I took a look at the picture. A lanky, light-haired young man in an army captain’s uniform stood arm and arm with a pretty young woman. Her cloche hat rested on dark curls. She wore a fitted summer suit and held a bouquet.

Big ship in the background. U.S.S. something. A fountain-penned caption in the lower right border read: 4/7/45, Long Beach: Betty and Al. Back from the war at last!

Beamish returned with a cut-crystal decanter and a pair of matching old-fashioned glasses, lowered himself to a chair slowly, struggling to hide his own wince. Then changing his mind.

“Eventually,” he said, “you don’t need to be beat on to ache. Nature does it all by her cruel self.” He poured us each two fingers, slid my tumbler across the table.

“Thanks for the encouragement.” I held mine up.

He grunted and drank. I imagined Milo in forty years, hacking and swigging and pronouncing about the sorry state the world had gotten itself into. Old and white-haired.

The fantasy ended when I got to heterosexual and rich.