Chapters (23)
- Praise
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Epigraph
- CHAPTER 1 - Muck Duty
- CHAPTER 2 - Barius’s Vital Weakness
- CHAPTER 3 - History and Harmony
- CHAPTER 4 - Jig’s Bright Idea
- CHAPTER 5 - A Day at the Beach
- CHAPTER 6 - More Needling
- CHAPTER 7 - The Heat of Battle
- CHAPTER 8 - Armed to the Teeth
- CHAPTER 9 - Torment of the Gods
- CHAPTER 10 - Falling Short of Expectations
- CHAPTER 11 - Between Death and a Dark Pit
- CHAPTER 12 - Big Prints, Mad Prince
- CHAPTER 13 - Pointing Fingers
- CHAPTER 14 - Straum Heads off a Possible Rebellion
- CHAPTER 15 - Stirring Up Trouble
- CHAPTER 16 - Fetching the Rod
- CHAPTER 17 - In the Blink of an Eye
- CHAPTER 18 - A Fatal Misstep
- CHAPTER 19 - Parting Gifts
Jig needed a distraction. Something to keep the worms busy while Darnak revived the wizard. His eyes lingered wistfully on Barius. No, the others probably wouldn’t like it if Jig fed their prince to the carrion-worms. He snatched up the broken sword he had used to cut his ropes and tried to think.
“To me,” Darnak shouted. Riana and Barius raced toward the dwarf. Jig started to follow. He didn’t know if Darnak’s rallying cry had been intended to include him, but he wasn’t about to face those monsters alone. Halfway there, he stopped.
Carrion-worms preferred dead flesh. At least, normal ones did. He stared at the dying worm, now almost completely charred. That definitely qualified as dead, and the worms had no qualms about cannibalism. The only question was whether or not they would eat their meat cooked.
He used his rusty blade to hack and tear a chunk of the worm free. The meat was tough, and Jig had to cut through several stubborn, stringlike bits before he had a piece he could throw. He flung the meat at the nearest of the two living worms, which reared to catch it in midair. Meat clutched in its teeth, the worm dropped to the ground to feed.
“This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever done,” Jig muttered as he renewed his attack on the dead worm. Something wet splashed onto his forearms. “Even worse than privy duty after one of Porak’s drinking binges.”
A second chunk of flesh distracted the other worm.
As it turned out, the giant carrion-worms were not only large and deadly, they were also stupid. Fatally so. As long as Jig kept them fed, they were perfectly content to sit and eat. Even as Darnak ran around smashing one worm-segment after another with his war club, the worms continued to feed on bits of their fellow. At last the dwarf called out, “S’okay, you can stop. The beasts are dead.”
The blood-slick blade fell from Jig’s numb fingers, and he tried very hard not to look at the carnage in front of him. “This is not the kind of battle they sing songs about,” he grumbled. He hadn’t expected anyone to hear, but Darnak laughed.
“I don’t know. I could imagine a nice little ditty about it.” He raised his voice. “First verse should explain how we got stuck down here. Help me out, your highness. What rhymes with ‘mule-headed stubbornness’?”
Barius scowled. “The goblin probably did this deliberately, hoping the worms would finish us off.”
“Right,” Riana said. “Except that the worms would have eaten him as fast as the rest of us.”
“Silence.” Barius’s hand went to his sword. “He hasn’t the foresight to consider such an end. And I warn you to keep that tone from your voice when addressing your betters.”