Chapters (14)
- Praise
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- ONE - OUT OF TIME
- TWO - THE SCARIEST PLACE ON EARTH
- THREE - GOING UNDERGROUND
- FOUR - TWO MONSTERS AND A GHOST
- FIVE - THE HORROR SHOW
- SIX - ALL KINDS OF APPETITES
- SEVEN - TO WAR WITH DEMONS
- EIGHT - BLOODBATH
- NINE - LITTLE BILLY HARTMAN GETS HIS REWARD
- TEN - WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG BAD WOLF?
- ELEVEN - MORTAL AND IMMORTAL ENEMIES
“You’ve got to do something about those eyes, JC,” said Happy. “They’re too disturbing for mere mortals like us. How about a nice set of designer shades?”
He produced a pair of sunglasses that might have been borderline fashionable, several years previously, and handed them to JC. He slipped them on with a certain amount of self-consciousness.
“Okay, that’s weird,” said Melody. “The glow is actually shining through the sunglasses.”
“Well, yes,” said Happy. “But it is more bearable.”
“Oh yes,” said Melody. “Definitely more bearable.”
JC looked at Kim. “How do I look? Seriously?”
“Well, the shades do help detract from the somewhat shredded suit,” said Kim. “But to be brutally honest . . . you look like a second-rate spy who’s been dragged through a car wash, backwards.”
“I can live with that,” said JC. “Now, let us concentrate on more important problems. We need more information on our unseen Intruder. Happy, crank up your amazing mind and scan Kim. See if you can pick up any traces left behind from contact with our enemy.”
“I can try.” Happy smiled diffidently at Kim. “Don’t worry; you won’t feel a thing. I’m going to take a quick poke around through your recent past.”
“Go ahead,” said Kim. “I’ve always been pretty transparent. Little ghost humour there. Don’t let me spook you.”
Happy scowled, concentrating, all his attention fixed on Kim, then he blushed suddenly and backed away. “Ah. Yes. I see. Sorry!”
“What’s the matter?” said Kim. “I didn’t feel anything.”
“I did,” said Happy. “In fact, I feel in definite need of a cold shower, and a lie-down with an instructional book. Sorry, JC . . . All I’m picking up from her is, well, love. Her love for you. Her feelings are really quite . . . overwhelming. Can’t see anything else through it. I haven’t felt so embarrassed since I walked in on Great-uncle Sebastian and the two parlour-maids. Haven’t felt the same about feather-dusters ever since. I’m babbling, aren’t I? Don’t mind me. I’ll go stand over there by myself and think pure thoughts for a while if that’s all right with everyone.”
“Stand firm, man,” said JC. “You still have work to do. Scan me. See if you can identify the source of the Light that saved me.”
“You don’t want much,” grumbled Happy. He considered JC thoughtfully for a long moment. “Hmmm . . .”
“What does that mean?” said JC. “Hmmm . . . what?”
“It would appear,” Happy said carefully, “that in the hour of your greatest need, something very high up in the pecking order of the Good reached down from the afterworlds and touched you, briefly, with its power.”
“Then why are you looking so concerned?” said Kim, drifting forward to stand beside JC. “Isn’t that a good thing?”