Six years ago, Rusty and Emma's fifteen-year-old daughter, Katy, took up with a guy from the Bay Area who introduced her to the joys of professional loop production and crack-inspired public sex performance. Katy ran away and Rusty asked me to help. I found her in the basement of a three-bedroom house in the San Francisco hills, sucking on a crack bong to kill the pain of the beating that her Bay Area hero had just given her because she wasn't quite enthusiastic enough in the multiple-partner sex she'd just been forced to have in front of a Hitachi 3000 Super-Pro video camera. I got Katy and all copies of the fourteen sex loops she'd made in the previous three days. None of her performances had as yet been distributed. I destroyed the tapes and brought Katy to a halfway house I know in Hollywood.
After eight months of hard family therapy, Katy moved back home, returned to high school, and began to put her life on track. She met a guy named Kevin in a support group during her second year of college, and fourteen months later they were married. That was seven months ago, and now she was finishing a business degree at Cal State, Long Beach. Rusty Swetaggen cried for a week after I brought her back, said he'd never be able to repay me, and refused to let me or anyone who was with me pay for a drink or for anything else that he might provide. I stopped going to Rusty's because all the free drinks were embarrassing.
Rusty was sitting at the bar, reading a copy of Newsweek, when I walked in. It was twenty-six minutes past two, but the place was still crowded with the lunch-hour rush. The real estate salespeople and the architects were vying for bar space with a lot of businessmen sporting bow ties and very short hair. The real estate people were getting the best of it. More practice, I guess. I pushed in beside Rusty and said, "I can't believe a guy with your money hangs around the job. I had your bucks, I'd be on the beach in Maui."
Rusty squinted at the kid who worked the bar and said, "It's a cash business, Hound Dog. You don't watch'm, they'll rob you blind."
The kid showed Rusty his middle finger without looking up. "I don't have to steal it. I'm going to own it one day." The kid's name was Kevin. Rusty's son-in-law.
Rusty shook his head and looked back at me. "The day I get any respect around here I'll drop dead and be buried."
I said, "Eat the food around here and it'll happen sooner rather than later."
Rusty Swetaggen laughed so hard that an architect looked over and frowned.
Kevin said, "You want a Falstaff, Elvis?"
"Sure."
Rusty told him to bring it to the table and led me to an empty window booth where someone had put a little Reserved sign. People were waiting by the maitre d', but Rusty had saved the booth.