Apart from that, we settled in fast. Every afternoon we would go to the movies to see all the latest shows. Tommy loved his action movies, so he did, Where Eagles Dare, The Dam Busters, all that style of show. We got to see The Spy What Loved Me (we were big Bond men), Smokey and the Bandit (some show), Ten Bare Knuckles (unrealistic), Tentacles of the Hairy Beast (mental), Cross of Iron Gold (Nazis, brilliant), Star Wars (a classic, in my opinion), Sinbad in the Eye of the Tiger (what the fuck was that all about?), plus some cracking scud movies at this seedy wee picture house in Jamaica Street, of all places. Who knew there was a Jamaica Street in Glasgow? It was just like being back in the Ardoyne, only with blow jobs aplenty.

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