Chapters (48)
- First Among Sequels
- Thursday Next Book 5
- Jasper Fforde
- ALSO BY JASPER FFORDE
- FirstAmongSequels
- Jasper Fforde
- Contents
- Author’s Note
- FirstAmongSequels
- Breakfast
- Mum and Polly and Mycroft
- Acme Carpets
- Jurisfiction
- Training Day
- The Great Library andCouncil of Genres
- A Probe Inside Pinocchio
- Julian Sparkle
- Core Containment
- The Well of Lost Plots
- The Refit
- Kids
- The ChronoGuard
- Home Again
- Cheese
- Breakfast Again
- Aornis Hades
- The Goliath Corporation
- The Austen Rover
- Holmes
- Next
- The Piano Problem
- Policy Directives
- The Paragon
- Thursday Next
- Bound to the Outland
- The Discreet Charmof the Outland
- Time Out of Joint
- Now Is the Winter
- Spending the Surplus
- The Austen Rover Roving
- Somewhere Else Entirely
- Rescue/Capture
- The Bees, the Bees
- Senator Jobsworth
- The Great Samuel Pepys Fiasco
- The End of Time
- A Woman NamedThursday Next
- My Thanks to:
Tuesday and I laughed, and I turned to look at her with an expression of faux shock and said, “What are you laughing about? You shouldn’t know anything about milkmen!”
“Mum,” she said with a mixture of precocity and matter-of-factness, “I have an IQ of two hundred and eighty and know more about everything than you do.”
“I doubt it.”
“Then what does the ischiocavernosus muscle do?”
“Okay, you do know more than I do. Where is Jenny? She’s always late for breakfast!”
I took the tram toward the old SpecOps Building to do some investigations. The escape of Felix8 was fresh in my mind, and several times I saw someone who I thought was him, but on each occasion it was a harmless passerby. I still had no idea how he had escaped, but one thing I did know was that the Hades family had some pretty demonic attributes, and they looked after their friends. Felix8, loathsome cur that he was, would have been considered a friend. If he was still in their pay, then I would have to speak to a member of the Hades family. It had to be Aornis: the only one in custody.
I got off the tram at the Town Hall and walked down the hill to the SpecOps Building. It was eerily deserted as I stepped in, a strong contrast to the hive of activity that I had known. I was issued a visitor’s badge and headed off down the empty corridors toward the ChronoGuard’s office. Not the briefing hall we had visited the previous evening but a small room on the second floor. I’d been here on a number of occasions, so knew what to expect—as I watched, the decor and furniture changed constantly, the ChronoGuard operatives themselves jumping in and out, their speed making them into little more than smears of light. There was one piece of furniture that remained unchanged while all about raced, moved and blurred in a never-ending jumble. It was a small table with an old candlestick telephone upon it, and as I put out my hand, it rang. I picked up the phone and held the ear-piece to my ear.
“Mrs. Parke-Laine-Next?” came a voice.
“Yes?”
“He’ll be right down.”
And in an instant he was. The room stopped moving from one time to the next and froze with a decor that looked vaguely contemporary. There was a figure at the desk who smiled when he saw me. But it wasn’t Bendix or my father—it was Friday. Not the mid-twenties Friday I’d met at my wedding bash or the old Friday I’d met during the Samuel Pepys Fiasco but a young Friday—almost indistinguishable from the one who was still fast asleep at home, snoring loudly in the pit of despair we called his bedroom.
“Hi, Mum!”