Chapters (48)
- First Among Sequels
- Thursday Next Book 5
- Jasper Fforde
- ALSO BY JASPER FFORDE
- FirstAmongSequels
- Jasper Fforde
- Contents
- Author’s Note
- FirstAmongSequels
- Breakfast
- Mum and Polly and Mycroft
- Acme Carpets
- Jurisfiction
- Training Day
- The Great Library andCouncil of Genres
- A Probe Inside Pinocchio
- Julian Sparkle
- Core Containment
- The Well of Lost Plots
- The Refit
- Kids
- The ChronoGuard
- Home Again
- Cheese
- Breakfast Again
- Aornis Hades
- The Goliath Corporation
- The Austen Rover
- Holmes
- Next
- The Piano Problem
- Policy Directives
- The Paragon
- Thursday Next
- Bound to the Outland
- The Discreet Charmof the Outland
- Time Out of Joint
- Now Is the Winter
- Spending the Surplus
- The Austen Rover Roving
- Somewhere Else Entirely
- Rescue/Capture
- The Bees, the Bees
- Senator Jobsworth
- The Great Samuel Pepys Fiasco
- The End of Time
- A Woman NamedThursday Next
- My Thanks to:
“My name is Dr. Glister,” said the man, nodding politely. “I have the medicine, it is true, but the price is two thousand guineas, and Mr. and Mrs. Langdon have only a thousand guineas and not the capacity to borrow more!”
“Well,” I said to the doctor, “I think it would be a kindly gesture to lower the price, don’t you?”
“I wish that I could,” replied Dr. Glister, “but this medicine cost me everything I possessed to develop. It destroyed my health and damaged my reputation. If I do not recoup my losses, I will be forced into ruin, my property will be repossessed, and my six children will become destitute. I am sympathetic to Mrs. Langdon’s trouble, but this is a fiscal issue.”
“Listen,” I said to the Langdons, “it’s not up to me. The medicine is Dr. Glister’s property for him to dispose of as he wishes.”
“But she needs the medicine now,” pleaded Mr. Langdon. “If she doesn’t get it, she will die. You are the captain on this ship and so have the ultimate authority. You must make the decision.”
I sighed. I had a lot more important things to deal with right now.
“Dr. Glister, give him the medicine for a thousand guineas. Mr. Langdon, you will work to repay Dr. Glister no matter what. Understand?”
“But my livelihood!” wailed Glister.
“I place Mrs. Langdon’s definite death above the possibility of your penury, Dr. Glister.”
“But this is nothing short of theft!” he replied, outraged at my words. “And I have done nothing wrong—only discovered a cure for a fatal illness. I deserve better treatment than this!”
“You do, you’re right. But I know nothing of you, nor the Langdons. My decision is based only on the saving of a life. Will you excuse me?”
Baldwin had called from the wheel house, and I quickly scooted up the stairs.
“What is it?”
He pointed to something about a mile off the starboard bow. I picked up a pair of binoculars and trained it on the distant object. Finally some good luck. It looked like a “turmoil,” the name we gave to a small, localized disruption in the fabric of the written word. This was how heavy weather in the BookWorld got started: A turmoil would soon progress into a powerful WordStorm able to uproot words, ideas and even people, then carry them with it across the empty darkness of the Nothing, eventually dumping them on distant books several genres distant. It was my way out. I’d never hitched a ride on a WordStorm before, but it didn’t look too difficult. Dorothy, after all, had no real problems with the tornado.
“Alter course to starboard thirty degrees,” I said. “We’re going to intercept the WordStorm. How long do you think it will take for us to get there, Baldwin?”
“Twenty minutes, Cap’n.”