“You aren’t a witch,” I said. I’d been as surprised as anyone when I met Baba Yaga the first time. The most famous witch in the world—wasn’t.

She shrugged. “You say tomato, and I say tomato.” She used the phrase backward, the second “tomato” carrying the long “a.” “A million people and a hundred tales can’t be wrong. You say fae, I say witch, and I am bigger than you—so I can call myself what I want.” She leaned toward me and sniffed and twitched her nose in a very unhumanlike way. “There’s a Russian here,” she said to me. “I can always tell. And it’s not you.”

She took a wide, awkward sideways step until she was in front of Zee. She frowned at Zee a moment. “I remember you as better-looking.”

“I remember you as an old Topfgucker, who sticks her long nose where it doesn’t belong,” said Zee, unimpressed.

She dropped her head and cackled, a real witch’s cackle—as if she’d watched too many cartoons. “There’s my Loan, darling. Oops, I forgot. You are calling yourself Siebold Adelbertsmiter now, aren’t you? Adelbert was such an old stick-in-the-mud—he deserved what he got, but he was a wimp, no one I’d brag about smiting. Siebold, darling, have you missed me? You never call, you never write. A person would be forgiven for thinking you didn’t like them. You certainly aren’t my Russian.”

She looked at Thomas, put a hand on Zee’s shoulder so she could lean past him to sniff the air. “Not you,” she told Margaret. She looked at Thomas, and said, “Obviously not you. Too much Earth Dragon, too little air of the steppe.” She took that odd sidestep again; this time it put her directly in front of Adam. She leaned too close to him and inhaled.

“So it is you!” she exclaimed, with the air of a vaudeville cop finding the villain. She waited a moment, relaxed, and said, “You smell of my home. True russkiy dukh. I should take you home for supper—I would have just a few centuries ago. Sharpened my brass tooth in your honor . . . silver would be more appropriate, but I broke that one in 1916.” The brass tooth threw me for a moment, then I remembered that Baba Yaga was supposed to eat people with metal teeth that she would take out of her mouth and sharpen in front of her victims. In the stories I’d heard, the teeth were supposed to be iron, not brass.

Baba Yaga had not slowed down her patter, though. “More to the point,” she said, then giggled. “Point—tooth, do you get it? I am so funny. But as I was saying, I am civilized now. Tamed for the sake of the others, you know. A fine handsome man as you? Now I take him home for other things.” She licked her lips hungrily.