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Chapters (35)
  1. Cover
  2. Famine
  3. Copyright
  4. Contents
  5. Dedication
  6. Book One
  7. One
  8. Two
  9. Three
  10. Four
  11. Five
  12. Six
  13. Seven
  14. Eight
  15. Nine
  16. Ten
  17. Eleven
  18. Twelve
  19. Book Two
  20. One
  21. Two
  22. Three
  23. Four
  24. Five
  25. Six
  26. Seven
  27. Eight
  28. Nine
  29. Ten
  30. Eleven
  31. Twelve
  32. Thirteen
  33. Fourteen
  34. About the author
  35. An Invitation from the Publisher

One of the St Louis safety inspectors was in the office when Herman walked in, a white-faced young man with a John Denver haircut and an immature moustache. He was smoking a cigarette and flicking through a girlie magazine. Errol Marx of the grain company was there too, a shaven-headed black man with heavy-rimmed eyeglasses.

‘You ready to leave?’ asked Marx.

‘Just as soon as we clear the paperwork,’ Herman told him.

Marx reached for his clipboard, took out a ballpen, and sniffed. ‘It took you long enough to get that goddamned grain on board,’ he said.

Herman didn’t answer. He did his job at one pace and one pace only, and that was Heller’s pace. If anybody objected, that was tough tits. He reached into his pocket for his matches.

The safety inspector said, ‘It’s unfair, you know. All these magazines are full of white girls. Only one or two black girls. Don’t you think that’s discrimination?’

Marx ticked off a column of figures. ‘They don’t have black girls because black men don’t need to read magazines,’ he said. ‘Black men get all the tail they want for real.’

‘Oh, bullshit,’ said the safety inspector. ‘Just because I fancy looking at some black ass now and again.’

‘Well, here’s something else to look at,’ said Herman, taking the black metal baton out of his pocket. ‘One of my guys found it in the wheat. A real toothbreaker, huh?’

The safety inspector peered at the baton for a moment, frowned, and then slowly put down his magazine.

‘Put it down,’ he said, in a cautious voice.

‘Why? What’s it going to do? Blow up? It hasn’t blown up yet.’

‘Put it down,’ insisted the safety inspector.

Herman, puzzled, laid the baton down on the desk. Errol inspected it through his spectacles, poked it with the end of his pencil, and said, ‘What the hell is it?’

‘I should be asking you that,’ said the safety inspector. ‘It came out of your wheat. Now, just you wait here for a while. I want to go get something. And make sure you don’t touch that thing any more.’

Herman shrugged at Errol, and told the safety inspector, ‘Okay. You’re the boss.’

They waited in silence for nearly five minutes. Herman packed his pipe again, and lit it, and the small office was clouded with aromatic smoke. Errol Marx sneezed twice, and then blew his nose on a Kleenex. ‘You don’t object to my smoking, do you?’ asked Herman, rhetorically.

Eventually, the safety inspector came back. As he came through the door, he was unzipping a black plastic carrying case, and taking out a grey rectangular instrument with a white calibrated dial.

‘What goes on here?’ asked Errol. ‘What the hell’s that thing?’

‘You never seen a geiger counter before?’ asked the safety inspector.

‘Geiger counter? Like, for radioactivity? You mean that thing could be radioactive?’