“Wow.” For once Blair was at a loss for words. “Thank you. That’s amazing. I promise I won’t bother you. I’ll most likely lay around all day.”

“Do me a favor?” Erin stood from the bed and rested her hands on Blair’s hips. “ Please  bother me today.”

Blair swallowed hard. She was pretty sure Erin didn’t mean for her words to sound as sexual as they did, but that’s exactly where Blair’s mind went. If she didn’t feel like such a big steaming pile of shit, she probably would’ve taken a chance and asked Erin to get back in bed with her for a little bit of fun. Maybe once I’m better… if she’s ready.

Erin’s eyes went wide as she stared at Blair, waiting for a response that Blair couldn’t form because her mind was on other things. “Shoot. That sounded really bad, didn’t it?”

Blair squeezed Erin’s sides and smirked. “I don’t know. If you ask me, it sounded pretty damn good.”

Erin shook her head at Blair and gently poked her in the chest. “ You need to relax today, so you can feel better.”

“And what’s going to happen when I feel better?” Blair lifted an eyebrow. She knew she was giving Erin a hard time, but it was impossible not to tease her.

Erin’s face turned red, and her smile dropped. Blair’s plan to be flirty had definitely failed. “I…. I don’t know. I didn’t mean it like that. I’m not saying it will never happen. I just—”

Blair squeezed Erin’s sides again. As cute as Erin looked when she was flustered, Blair also didn’t want to upset her. “It’s okay. Breathe. No pressure, all right? Whatever you want to take, I’m willing to give.”

Erin put her head on Blair’s shoulder. “I don’t deserve you. You know that, right?”

That wasn’t true, and Blair would do anything she possibly could to prove it to her. “You deserve the world.”

Erin laughed. “That’s even more  proof that I don’t. You’re such an amazing person, and I’m just me, and for whatever reason, you have me up on a high pedestal.”

How does she not realize how amazing she is?  “You’re not just you. You’re the greatest mom in the entire world, but you’re also ridiculously funny. And even though you try to act like you’re not, you’re a huge flirt, and I love that. On top of all of that, you’re also extremely sexy.”

“How sexy?” Erin smirked and leaned in close, her eyes shutting right before her lips grazed Blair’s.

Or, at least, they would’ve grazed Blair’s if a little voice hadn’t chosen that exact moment to scream out to them.

“Mommy! Bear! I awake!”