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Chapters (42)
  1. Cover
  2. Title
  3. Dedication
  4. Carey Logan Retrospective Coming to Young Museum
  5. 1996
  6. Chapter One
  7. 2011
  8. Chapter Two
  9. Prudence
  10. Chapter Three
  11. Chapter Four
  12. Chapter Five
  13. Chapter Six
  14. Humility
  15. Chapter Seven
  16. Chapter Eight
  17. Chapter Nine
  18. Chapter Ten
  19. Chapter Eleven
  20. Chapter Twelve
  21. Chapter Thirteen
  22. Chapter Fourteen
  23. Chapter Fifteen
  24. Chapter Sixteen
  25. Chastity
  26. Chapter Seventeen
  27. Modesty & Temperance
  28. Chapter Eighteen
  29. Purity & Obedience
  30. Chapter Nineteen
  31. Chapter Twenty
  32. Chapter Twenty-One
  33. Chapter Twenty-Two
  34. Chapter Twenty-Three
  35. Chapter Twenty-Four
  36. One Year Later
  37. Chapter Twenty-Five
  38. Acknowledgments
  39. Discover Barbara Bourland
  40. About the Author
  41. Also by Barbara Bourland
  42. Reading Group Guide

“These are all very good songs, but I don’t hear anything to compete with ‘Motownphilly’ coming out of your mouth,” she yelled, and with that, the house played the song for us and we went berserk.

By the time Tyler walked in, I was dancing on top of the grand piano, pouring a bottle of Ruinart directly into my mouth. Max was hopping up and down next to the window and hitting all the high notes. We’d opened the lower-level glass garage wall out into the yard, and fireflies were streaming in, electric yellows and greens.

That’s when it became a blur.

Here is exactly what I remember.

Laughing, Tyler grabs me off the piano and holds me in his arms, and I dump champagne into his mouth, and he kisses me with a mouth full of foam, and it drips down onto Max’s beautiful skirt. He slides one hand inside my top and we keep making out, momentarily oblivious to Max’s presence.

“Hey!” she yells, popping open another bottle of champagne. “Get a room!”

“Don’t tempt me,” Tyler says.

“You are just the same,” I say to him, running my fingers down his ageless face. “Are you a vampire?”

“The same as what?” he asks.

“The first time I saw you,” I tell him, and he looks confused. Then I let go of him, grab the new bottle of champagne, and run outside. Max follows me and we race down the grass, chasing an invisible finish line, until I trip and fall face-first into the soft green carpet, and I wipe my face and a chunk of dirt comes away but my skin isn’t hurt, so we laugh and laugh, and the world spins around us, and Tyler is watching us from the house, and then I am suddenly very, very sad. Max takes a pack of cigarettes from her dress and lights one and hands it to me.

“Do you think he’s still in love with her?” The words come out but I don’t remember why I thought it was okay to ask them.

“You’re so much better than her.” Max sighs, collapsing into a bubblegum pouf in the grass. “I’m so glad she’s gone,” she says, her eyes big and wide. “It was terrible when she was here. She was the unhappiest person I have ever met. Nobody got anything they wanted when she was around.”

“What do you mean?”

“It’s better now. She was crazy,” Max says insistently, not answering my question. “Everybody is happier now.”

“Everybody loved her,” I tell Max, confused.