Back Everyone In My Family Has Killed Someone
Chapters (66)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Book
  3. Dedication
  4. PROLOGUE
  5. MY BROTHER
  6. CHAPTER 1
  7. MY STEPSISTER
  8. CHAPTER 2
  9. CHAPTER 3
  10. CHAPTER 4
  11. CHAPTER 5
  12. CHAPTER 6
  13. CHAPTER 7
  14. CHAPTER 8
  15. MY WIFE
  16. CHAPTER 9
  17. MY FATHER
  18. CHAPTER 10
  19. CHAPTER 11
  20. CHAPTER 12
  21. CHAPTER 13
  22. CHAPTER 14
  23. CHAPTER 14.5
  24. CHAPTER 15
  25. MY MOTHER
  26. CHAPTER 16
  27. CHAPTER 17
  28. CHAPTER 18
  29. CHAPTER 19
  30. CHAPTER 20
  31. CHAPTER 21
  32. MY STEPFATHER
  33. CHAPTER 22
  34. CHAPTER 23
  35. CHAPTER 24
  36. CHAPTER 25
  37. CHAPTER 26
  38. CHAPTER 27
  39. MY AUNT
  40. CHAPTER 27.5
  41. CHAPTER 28
  42. CHAPTER 29
  43. MY WIFE
  44. CHAPTER 30
  45. CHAPTER 31
  46. CHAPTER 32
  47. MY SISTER-IN-LAW(former)
  48. CHAPTER 33
  49. CHAPTER 34
  50. CHAPTER 35
  51. CHAPTER 36
  52. CHAPTER 37
  53. MY STEPFATHER(again)
  54. CHAPTER 38
  55. MY BROTHER
  56. CHAPTER 39
  57. MY UNCLE
  58. CHAPTER 40
  59. ME
  60. CHAPTER 41
  61. EPILOGUE
  62. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  63. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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‘Audrey,’ Marcelo soothed her, ‘that won’t help.’ He stepped forward and introduced his Rolex to Officer Crawford. ‘I’m his lawyer. Let’s go inside, sit down, talk it out.’

‘Not without the cuffs.’

‘You and I both know that’s not how policing works. He’s only just arrived, how could—’

‘Dad,’ Michael said, and it took me a moment to realise he was talking to Marcelo. ‘It’s all right.’

But Marcelo was in full flight. ‘You don’t get to call martial law on this resort just because you’re the only policeman here. I know you’re in an uncomfortable situation and someone out there is missing a father or a brother or a son – and my family and I will be happy to participate in informal interviews to assist in your identification. But to imply there’s anything criminal . . . that’s . . . well, that’s just a staggering accusation. It’s profiling based on the family history. We will sue. If you wish to detain him, you’ll need cause and a charge, of which you have neither. Now, I’m only working six minutes pro bono, and I think we’ve just ticked over. Are we done?’

I felt the urge to apologise simply being in the proximity of Marcelo’s tirade. But Crawford dug his heels in. ‘We are not done. I’m allowed to use my discretion, seeing as there’s been a murder.’

This started a murder-murmur as everyone repeated the word in disbelief. I caught Sofia smiling. Marcelo balled his fists. My mother was not one for gasping, but she covered her mouth with one hand.

‘Some incident,’ Michael said pointedly.

‘You’re finished,’ Marcelo growled to Crawford. That was legal speak that even I understood. ‘I’ve ruined people over less.’

‘And I’ve stood up to people over more.’

They were interrupted by the slam of the guesthouse doors. A tall woman, my age, with a tanned jaw but a pasty colouration around her eyes – a ski-goggle tan – was standing on the deck. She was bare-armed, in a t-shirt and vest, unbothered by the cold. I recognised her as the woman with the amphibious Land Rover who’d fixed my tyre chains.

‘Officer, do you need a hand? People are on edge as it is – what’s all the yelling?’

‘It doesn’t concern you,’ Marcelo said, tiring at the prospect of another argumentative party.

‘I own this resort, so I think it does.’

‘Well, in that case, could you tell this wannabe Poirot to stop harassing your guests? And if you want to quell panic, how about not throwing the word “murder” around?’

‘First time I’ve heard the word “murder”.’ The owner raised an eyebrow at Crawford. ‘Really? You mean Green Boots?’