Back Everyone In My Family Has Killed Someone
Chapters (66)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Book
  3. Dedication
  4. PROLOGUE
  5. MY BROTHER
  6. CHAPTER 1
  7. MY STEPSISTER
  8. CHAPTER 2
  9. CHAPTER 3
  10. CHAPTER 4
  11. CHAPTER 5
  12. CHAPTER 6
  13. CHAPTER 7
  14. CHAPTER 8
  15. MY WIFE
  16. CHAPTER 9
  17. MY FATHER
  18. CHAPTER 10
  19. CHAPTER 11
  20. CHAPTER 12
  21. CHAPTER 13
  22. CHAPTER 14
  23. CHAPTER 14.5
  24. CHAPTER 15
  25. MY MOTHER
  26. CHAPTER 16
  27. CHAPTER 17
  28. CHAPTER 18
  29. CHAPTER 19
  30. CHAPTER 20
  31. CHAPTER 21
  32. MY STEPFATHER
  33. CHAPTER 22
  34. CHAPTER 23
  35. CHAPTER 24
  36. CHAPTER 25
  37. CHAPTER 26
  38. CHAPTER 27
  39. MY AUNT
  40. CHAPTER 27.5
  41. CHAPTER 28
  42. CHAPTER 29
  43. MY WIFE
  44. CHAPTER 30
  45. CHAPTER 31
  46. CHAPTER 32
  47. MY SISTER-IN-LAW(former)
  48. CHAPTER 33
  49. CHAPTER 34
  50. CHAPTER 35
  51. CHAPTER 36
  52. CHAPTER 37
  53. MY STEPFATHER(again)
  54. CHAPTER 38
  55. MY BROTHER
  56. CHAPTER 39
  57. MY UNCLE
  58. CHAPTER 40
  59. ME
  60. CHAPTER 41
  61. EPILOGUE
  62. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  63. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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‘Hire place stuffed the booking – it was supposed to be a van. They only had this one, or else we were taking Erin’s hatchback and that just wasn’t enough for my stuff, seeing as my storage unit renews tomorrow and they’ve sucked me dry enough already. So it’s basically got my loungeroom in the back of it. We were a bit worried, but it’s got grunt.’

‘You brought an armchair to the snow?’ Andy laughed. I was still grappling with his use of the word “we”.

‘I would have just paid the extra. You brought that whole thing just to save a few dollars?’ Sofia asked.

‘I think it’s very sensible,’ Lucy muttered. ‘I thought I still had most of our—’

‘It’s what they had.’ Michael talked over her. ‘Plus, we made sure they gave it to us for a good discount, of course. And I’ll have to move my things next week, so might keep it a few days extra. Worth the risk of getting it up here.’

‘You can keep stuff at mine if you need to,’ I said, half to fill the air and half because I wasn’t entirely listening; I had one ear out for a glimmer of Erin’s conversation with Katherine. Here’s a tip: don’t whisper secrets with too many s’s in them – the hiss snaps through the air. I heard Katherine say ‘separate rooms’ but I couldn’t tell if she was asking or confirming. I wish it hadn’t caught my ear, but it did. I realised Michael and Sofia were both looking at me curiously. It took me a second to realise what I’d said, and once I did, I half expected Michael to say, I already am.

‘Might take you up on that, bro,’ he said instead.

‘I quit smoking,’ Lucy cut in.

Michael looked at her like a parent looks at a child who’s interrupted their glass of wine to show them a somersault and said, ‘Well done,’ in a way that meant ‘run along’. ‘So, what do we do for fun here? Trust me, I’m excited by the restaurant and the bar, but I’m not spending my whole weekend cooped up inside.’

Andy and I said in unison: ‘There’s a jacuzzi on the roof.’

‘Everyone!’ Marcelo called us over. Lucy did a pass on the inside of Andy worthy of Formula One to wind up next to Michael. Sofia and I trailed behind.

‘You’re blushing,’ Sofia needled quietly. ‘What’s the matter, starstruck?’

I shook my head. ‘I’m all over the place. This isn’t what I was expecting.’

‘Me neither.’ Sofia wrinkled her nose. ‘Cuidado.’ Even though I don’t speak it, sometimes Sofia threw Spanish words at me. I knew this one, having heard it a few times: be careful.