Back Everyone In My Family Has Killed Someone
Chapters (66)
  1. Cover
  2. About the Book
  3. Dedication
  4. PROLOGUE
  5. MY BROTHER
  6. CHAPTER 1
  7. MY STEPSISTER
  8. CHAPTER 2
  9. CHAPTER 3
  10. CHAPTER 4
  11. CHAPTER 5
  12. CHAPTER 6
  13. CHAPTER 7
  14. CHAPTER 8
  15. MY WIFE
  16. CHAPTER 9
  17. MY FATHER
  18. CHAPTER 10
  19. CHAPTER 11
  20. CHAPTER 12
  21. CHAPTER 13
  22. CHAPTER 14
  23. CHAPTER 14.5
  24. CHAPTER 15
  25. MY MOTHER
  26. CHAPTER 16
  27. CHAPTER 17
  28. CHAPTER 18
  29. CHAPTER 19
  30. CHAPTER 20
  31. CHAPTER 21
  32. MY STEPFATHER
  33. CHAPTER 22
  34. CHAPTER 23
  35. CHAPTER 24
  36. CHAPTER 25
  37. CHAPTER 26
  38. CHAPTER 27
  39. MY AUNT
  40. CHAPTER 27.5
  41. CHAPTER 28
  42. CHAPTER 29
  43. MY WIFE
  44. CHAPTER 30
  45. CHAPTER 31
  46. CHAPTER 32
  47. MY SISTER-IN-LAW(former)
  48. CHAPTER 33
  49. CHAPTER 34
  50. CHAPTER 35
  51. CHAPTER 36
  52. CHAPTER 37
  53. MY STEPFATHER(again)
  54. CHAPTER 38
  55. MY BROTHER
  56. CHAPTER 39
  57. MY UNCLE
  58. CHAPTER 40
  59. ME
  60. CHAPTER 41
  61. EPILOGUE
  62. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  63. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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‘Thanks, fellas,’ he said. Sofia rolled her eyes, reminding the cop that she too had lumbered a corpse down the mountain. He stumbled over his next words but didn’t correct himself, just ploughed on. ‘Normally I wouldn’t move the body, but with the front coming in, I don’t want to have to dig him out later.’

The cop was a few inches taller than me, which may have been his thick boots, and a few kilos heavier, which may have been his thick coat, but I’d have to ignore his full cheeks. He didn’t have a gun on his hip. I don’t know why I noticed that, I just did. He had dark green eyes, and crystals of ice had settled on his eyelashes. It was clear the morning had rattled him, because his gaze darted around the shed before settling on the body, which seemed to suspend his thought process entirely.

‘I’m Ernie,’ I said, to try to snap him out of it. ‘Ernest Cunningham. This is Andrew Millot. You’ve met Sofia. Also Cunningham, hyphen, Garcia.’

‘Garcia, hyphen, Cunningham,’ Sofia corrected with a smile.

‘Let’s get, hyphen, the fuck out of here,’ Andy said, who had spent the whole time immobilised, like the cop, staring at the body. ‘This is giving me the creeps.’

‘Oh.’ The cop returned his attention to us. ‘Darius. Officer Crawford, I guess, but Darius is okay. Formalities are for sea level.’ He extended a hand in greeting. I pointed at the inside of his wrist, where the cuff had a dark stain on it. There was a similar mark on his other wrist too; a stain from carrying the body.

‘You’ve got blood on your coat, Officer Crawford,’ I said, declining the shake. Cunninghams don’t believe in a first-name basis for law enforcement.

Crawford went pale. He looked down at his wrists and breathed deeply.

‘You all right?’ I asked.

‘I, um, I haven’t dealt with a lot of these.’

‘Dead bodies?’

‘Murders,’ Sofia cut in.

‘Well, perhaps, but let’s keep that quiet for now.’ Crawford gave a feeble grin. He’d seemed gormless out in the snow, but up close he looked worse. Seeing the blood had apparently not only made him queasy, it also made him realise he was in over his head.

Andy mouthed the word ‘murder?’ back at Sofia. Even in mime, I could hear the incredulous pitch of his voice. She nodded solemnly.

‘I guess I should ask if you know the guy. Do you recognise him?’ Crawford continued.

‘Is this an interview?’ I asked. I’d spent too many hours sitting behind two-way mirrors to be answering questions without knowing who was asking and what for. ‘Why don’t you question whoever found the body?’