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Chapters (42)
  1. EVERY
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. One
  5. Two
  6. Three
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Six
  10. Seven
  11. Eight
  12. Nine
  13. Ten
  14. Eleven
  15. Twelve
  16. Thirteen
  17. Fourteen
  18. Fifteen
  19. Sixteen
  20. Seventeen
  21. Eighteen
  22. Nineteen
  23. Twenty
  24. Twenty-one
  25. Twenty-two
  26. Twenty-three
  27. Twenty-four
  28. Twenty-five
  29. Twenty-six
  30. Twenty-seven
  31. Twenty-eight
  32. Twenty-nine
  33. Thirty
  34. Thirty-one
  35. Thirty-two
  36. Thirty-three
  37. The Undead Pool: An Excerpt
  38. Chapter 2
  39. About the Author
  40. Praise for KIM HARRISON’sprevious Rachel Morgan novelsDEAD WITCH WALKING andTHE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UNDEAD
  41. Also by Kim Harrison
  42. About the publisher

Lifting a lid to a covered container, I found it full of crushed strawberries. My eyes widened. Tiny whole ones the size of my pinky nail made a ring around the rim as if it was June, not December, and I wondered where he had gotten them. I eagerly ladled berries on top of my waffle, looking up when I realized Trent was watching me. “You want some of these?”

“When you’re done with them.”

I went to take another scoop, then hesitated. Dropping the spoon back in, I pushed them across the table. The small noise of clinking silverware seemed loud as I poured the syrup. “You do know the last man I saw in a robe, I beat into unconsciousness with a chair leg,” I quipped, desperate to break the silence.

Trent almost smiled. “I’ll be careful.”

The waffle was crisp on the outside and fluffy on the inside, easily cut with a fork. Trent used a knife. I carefully put the perfect square into my mouth so I wouldn’t dribble. “Oh God,” I said around my full mouth and giving up on manners. “Is it because we almost died that this tastes so good, or is she the best cook on earth?”

It was real butter, and the maple syrup had the dusky flavor that said it was a hundred percent real. Not two percent, not seven percent; it was real maple syrup. Remembering the stash of maple candy I once found while searching Trent’s office, I wasn’t surprised.

Trent put an elbow on the table, his eyes on his plate. “Maggie puts mayonnaise in them. It gives them an interesting texture.”

I hesitated, staring at my plate, then deciding if I couldn’t taste it, there wasn’t enough egg to worry about. “Mayonnaise?”

A faint sound of dismay came from the kitchen. “Mr. Kalamack…” Maggie came out, wiping her hands on her apron. “Don’t be giving my secrets away, or you’ll find tea leaves in your brew tomorrow,” she scolded.

Leaning to look over his shoulder, he widened his smile to become an entirely different person. “Then I’ll be able to read my fortune. Have a good night, Maggie.”

Harrumphing, she walked out, passing the sunken living room and making a left turn at the walkway overlooking the great hall. Her steps were almost soundless, and the closing of the main door was loud. Hearing running water in the new silence, I ate another bite.

Drug lord, murderer, bad man, I reminded myself. But he wasn’t talking, and I was starting to feel uncomfortable. “Hey, I’m sorry about the water in your limo,” I offered.

Trent wiped his mouth. “I think I can handle a little dry cleaning after what you did.”

“Still,” I said as my gaze slid to the crock of strawberries. “I’m sorry.”