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  1. Chapter 1
  2. Chapter 2
  3. Chapter 3
  4. Chapter 4
  5. Chapter 5
  6. Chapter 6
  7. Chapter 7
  8. Chapter 8
  9. Chapter 9
  10. Chapter 10
  11. Chapter 11
  12. Chapter 12
  13. Chapter 13
  14. Chapter 14
  15. Chapter 15
  16. Chapter 16
  17. Chapter 17
  18. Chapter 18
  19. Chapter 19
  20. Chapter 20
  21. Chapter 21
  22. Chapter 22
  23. Chapter 23
  24. Chapter 24
  25. Chapter 25
  26. Chapter 26
  27. Chapter 27
  28. Chapter 28
  29. Chapter 29
  30. Chapter 30
  31. Chapter 31
  32. Chapter 32
  33. Chapter 33
  34. Chapter 34
  35. Chapter 35
  36. Chapter 36
  37. Chapter 37
  38. Chapter 38
  39. Chapter 39
  40. Chapter 40
  41. Chapter 41
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“Only Charlie, now that the play’s run is over.” He stood and held out his hand, glancing briefly at my sling. “How are you, Ms. Langslow? Not a broken arm, I hope.”

“Meg,” I said, taking the outstretched hand. “And the sling’s only to help my semidislocated shoulder heal faster. Michael sent me to release you from your vigil.”

“Ah! Thank you,” he said. “They’re predicting more bad weather. My plan is to put a few hundred miles between me and the closest snowflake by nightfall.”

He fished into his pocket and handed over a key ring with an elegant bow that would have been fully in character for the courtier he’d played in Hamlet.

“Mi casa, su casa,” he said. “At least the subterranean part of it. And I told Michael to feel free to use the refrigerator upstairs or the dishes if you need to. Hope the private getaway is a success. Is there anything else I can do for you?”

“No, I think— Wait. Yes,” I said. “Could I ask you a couple of questions? Quick ones,” I added. “I know you have a storm to miss.”

He looked surprised, but gestured to the chair in front of his desk and sat down again himself.

“Ask away,” he said.

“You’re the registrar,” I said. “Is your office where someone would check to make sure a job applicant really had a degree from Caerphilly?”

“Not anymore, thank goodness,” he said. “All the paperwork involved in sending transcripts used to be the bane of our existence, but these days we outsource it. There’s a central national clearinghouse for degree verification. We send them the data on all the degrees we award—and then every year when our hundreds of graduates send out thousands of resumes in their initial job searches, the clearinghouse answers all the queries from interested employers—for a modest fee.”

“So if I suspect someone has lied about his degree, I should start by finding out if his employer bothered to check with this clearinghouse.”

“Correct,” he said. “Most large employers do. Smaller ones…” He shook his head. “The most common mistake is to take everything a job applicant provides at face value. We had an applicant show up here once with a stellar résumé, complete with what looked like copies of completely authentic reports from the clearinghouse on both his undergraduate and graduate degrees. Fortunately, we ran a check anyway. And did not offer employment. Here”—he picked up a pen, jotted something on a notepad, then handed it to me—“if you really think someone is committing degree fraud, you could start by checking him out here.”

“Or advising his employer to.” I took the paper, which contained a Web site’s URL. “Thanks.”

I stood, and Charlie followed suit.

“I hope your suspicions are unfounded,” he said, offering his hand.

“Caerphilly would be a better place if they are,” I said as we shook hands.