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Chapters (42)
  1. Cover
  2. TITLES BY KIMMERY MARTIN
  3. NOTE TO THE READER:
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. CHARACTER SPECIALTIES
  7. PART ONE
  8. 1
  9. 2
  10. PART TWO
  11. 3
  12. 4
  13. 5
  14. 6
  15. 7
  16. 8
  17. 9
  18. 10
  19. PART THREE
  20. 11
  21. 12
  22. 13
  23. 14
  24. 15
  25. 16
  26. 17
  27. 18
  28. 19
  29. 20
  30. 21
  31. PART FOUR
  32. 22
  33. 23
  34. 24
  35. Epilogue
  36. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  37. BIBLIOGRAPHY
  38. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  39. Readers Guide
  40. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  41. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  42. What’s next on your reading list?

First, masks. They covered all the faces here in the emergency department, but that wasn’t out of place in a structure designed to battle illness; even in the pre-plague days of eight months ago, nobody would have glanced twice at a bunch of people parading down a hospital corridor in surgical masks. Unlike, say, the subway or the grocery store, where even now Compton could not help envisioning a time traveler from the recent past staring in bewilderment at all the covered faces, wondering if the apocalypse was nigh or what. There were still some mask holdouts scattered here and there who bellowed in outrage at the idea of sissified government weaklings trying to tell them what to wear, as if the government weren’t already insisting they wear things like seat belts and, for that matter, clothes. But for the most part, those people lived in areas where they hadn’t been cremating their relatives day in and day out. In New York, if you encountered a maskless person, it often meant they had survived the illness and tested positive for antibodies, which, so far, correlated well with immunity to reinfection.

Masks—or the lack of them—weren’t the only clue, however. For obvious reasons, few people wanted to shake hands anymore. Some people elbow-bumped or put their hands together as if in prayer, but most people seemed to be employing a sort of combo head-nod-half-bow thing. Compton liked the head-nod-half-bow; it felt dignified and respectful.

Another clue to the new world: the government had begun distributing colored pins to the population to indicate immunity. They planned to ramp this up once the various vaccines had been distributed, so people would have instant visual reassurance about the lack of infectivity of a stranger in their orbit. The pins contained some kind of glowing biometric sensor activated by your fingerprint to make them harder to fake. Immune people’s pins glowed green.

Between the masks and the big glowing pins and the head bowing, it was all very Star Wars. You almost expected a two-headed person with their eyeballs on stalks to come slithering around the corner of the ER, complaining the pain medicine their primary care doctor had prescribed for their hangnail was not getting the job done and could they please have a script for hydrocodone, like, right now?

Yep. Mostly back to normal.

The opiate-requesting hangnail patient had been a real one—a human version, not a two-headed version—and after a respectful and earnest presentation on Compton’s part about it not being good medical practice to prescribe addictive opioids for minor conditions, the hangnail stormed out, hollering at top volume that she was going to trash Compton on the Press Ganey survey for being such an evil bitch and also on every doctor-rating website on the whole freaking internet. The fact that she referenced the Press Ganey survey by name probably meant Hangnail had received a great deal of them in the past, which in turn probably meant she’d spent an inordinate amount of time in hospital emergency departments.