Back Death in a White Tie
Chapters (31)
  1. CHAPTER ONE
  2. CHAPTER TWO
  3. CHAPTER THREE
  4. CHAPTER FOUR
  5. CHAPTER FIVE
  6. CHAPTER SIX
  7. CHAPTER SEVEN
  8. CHAPTER EIGHT
  9. CHAPTER NINE
  10. CHAPTER TEN
  11. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  12. CHAPTER TWELVE
  13. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  14. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  15. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  16. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  17. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  18. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  19. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  20. CHAPTER TWENTY
  21. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  22. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  23. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  30. CHAPTER THIRTY
  31. EPILOGUE

‘Well, actually it was at a house out at Leatherhead. It belongs to a man who was at that party. Some people I know took me there. It turned out to be a rather enterprising sort of gamble with a roulette-table and six fellows doing croupier. All in order, you know. I mean it’s not run for anything but fun naturally, and Captain Withers simply takes on the bank—’

‘Who?’

‘The person’s name is Withers.’

‘When was this party?’

‘Oh, a week or so ago. They have them fairly regularly. I paid all right, but—but it just about cleaned me up. I had the most amazing bad luck, actually. Would you believe it, there was a run of seventeen against me on the even chances? Bad. Very bad,’ said Donald with an unconvincing return to his lighter manner. ‘Disastrous, in fact.’

‘You’re shying about,’ said Lord Robert. ‘What’s the real trouble?’

‘One of my cheques has been returned R/D. I’m bust.’

‘I paid your Oxford debts and started you off with five hundred as a yearly allowance. Are you telling me you’ve gone through five hundred since you came down?’

‘I’m sorry,’ said Donald. ‘Yes.’

‘Your mother gives you four pounds a week, don’t she?’

‘Yes.’

Lord Robert suddenly whisked out a notebook. ‘How much was this returned cheque?’

‘Fifty quid. Awful, isn’t it?’ He glanced at his uncle’s profile and saw that his lips were pursed in a soundless whistle. Donald decided that it was not as bad as he had feared and said more hopefully: ‘Isn’t it a bore?’

Lord Robert, his pencil poised, said: ‘Who was it made out to?’

‘To Wits—Withers—everyone calls him Wits. You see, I had a side bet with him.’

Lord Robert wrote, turned, and looked over his spectacles at his nephew.

‘I’ll send Withers a cheque tonight,’ he said.

‘Thank you so much, Uncle Bunch.’

‘What’s the address?’

‘Shackleton House, Leatherhead. He’s got a flat in town but the Leatherhead address is all right.’

‘Any other debts?’

‘One or two shops. They seem to be getting rather testy about it. And a restaurant or two.’

‘Here we are,’ said Lord Robert abruptly.

The taxi drew up outside the house he shared with his sister. They got out. Lord Robert paid and tipped the driver.

‘How’s the lumbago?’ he asked.

‘Not too bad, m’lord, thank you, m’lord.’

‘Good. ’Evening to you.’

‘Good evening, m’lord.’

They entered the house in silence. Lord Robert said over his shoulder: ‘Come to my room.’

He led the way, a small, comic, but somehow a rather resolute figure. Donald followed him into an old-fashioned study. Lord Robert sat at his desk and wrote a cheque with finicky movements of his fat hands. He blotted it meticulously and swung round in his chair to face his nephew.

‘You still of the same mind about this doctoring?’ he asked.

‘Well, that’s the big idea,’ said Donald.

‘Passed some examinations for it, didn’t you?’

‘Medical prelim,’ said Donald easily. ‘Yes, I’ve got that.’