Chapters (70)
- Cover
- Title Page
- Dedication
- Epigraph
- Prologue
- Chapter 1 - Kenny
- Chapter 2 - Me and the Girl
- Chapter 3 - The Christening
- Chapter 4 - Craven
- Chapter 5 - The Jitter Girls
- Chapter 6 - China’s Secret
- Chapter 7 - The Death Bringer
- Chapter 8 - Friends in High Places
- Chapter 9 - Friends in Low Places
- Chapter 10 - The Warlock
- Chapter 11 - Alone at Last
- Chapter 12 - Bump in the Night
- Chapter 13 - Shadowknives
- Chapter 14 - The Call
- Chapter 15 - The Doctor is In
- Chapter 16 - Full Recovery
- Chapter 17 - The Zombie King - And Co
- Chapter 18 - The Arrest Warrant
- Chapter 19 - Gods and Monsters
- Chapter 20 - Riding Out
- Chapter 21 - The Love of a Vampire
- Chapter 22 - The Church of the Faceless
- Chapter 23 - The Homecoming
- Chapter 24 - The Temple Siege
- Chapter 25 - The Vivid Dead
- Chapter 26 - Terminal Two
- Chapter 27 - Into the Temple
- Chapter 28 - A Vile History
- Chapter 29 - Who Knows What Darkness
- Chapter 30 - Tenebrae
- Chapter 31 - Fuel
- Chapter 32 - A Bad Night in Haggard
- Chapter 33 - Willow Hill
- Chapter 34 - Valkyrie and Fletcher
- Chapter 35 - Teaching the Twins
- Chapter 36 - Confiding in Uncle Gordon
- Chapter 37 - The Wisdom of Leonard Cohen
- Chapter 38 - Back at the Window Again
- Chapter 39 - Killing Craven
- Chapter 40 - The End of the Death Bringer
- Chapter 41 - Home Sweet Home
- Chapter 42 - A New Mission
- Chapter 43 - A & E
- Chapter 44 - Mission Accomplished
- Chapter 45 - The Nicest Town in Ireland
- Chapter 46 - The Requiem Ball
- Chapter 47 - This Evening’s Entertainment
- Chapter 48 - Going Underground
- Chapter 49 - The Pre-Emptive Strike
- Chapter 50 - China’s Ally
- Chapter 51 - Flirting Disastrously
- Chapter 52 - All Fall Down
- Chapter 53 - The Death Bringer Rises
- Chapter 54 - Monster, Murderer
- Chapter 55 - Tunnel Vision
- Chapter 56 - Panic
- Chapter 57 - Beheaded
- Chapter 58 - The Main Event
- Chapter 59 - Hero and Villain
- Chapter 60 - Tattletale
- Chapter 61 - My Twilight
- Chapter 62 - They Walk Among Us
- Also by Landy Derek
- Copyright
- About the Publisher
“I tried that, sir. They don’t really listen.”
Scapegrace glowered. “Are there children out there?”
“Um, yes sir, they’re all children.”
“Run a few down.”
“Sir?”
“Drive over a few of the little brats. That’ll scare ’em off.”
“I… I don’t think I can do that, sir.”
“You’re not developing a conscience on me now, are you, Thrasher?”
“No sir!”
“You’re still an evil zombie, aren’t you?”
“Oh yes sir, evil to the core!”
“Then why can’t you drive over a few children?”
“I just don’t think we’re capable of going that fast, sir. With this traffic, plus the fact that they do seem to be an unusually spry bunch…”
“Fine,” Scapegrace said angrily. “I’ll take care of it.”
He pushed the lid all the way open and repositioned himself, then reached up and opened the window. Voices flooded the van, and hands poked through, waving money. Scapegrace pulled a face before plunging his head out of the window, and all the little kids screamed in terror and ran off, hands waving in the air. Scapegrace broke down, laughing hysterically, and fell back into the freezer, clutching his sides.
Thrasher glanced back, and Scapegrace heard him force a laugh. “That’s very good, sir, very funny.”
An hour later, Scapegrace felt the van slow again, and eventually stop. A few moments passed, then Thrasher appeared over the freezer.
“We’re here,” he said, sliding open the lid. “At least I think we’re here. We’re definitely somewhere.”
Scapegrace clambered out, slapping Thrasher’s hands away when he went to help him. Once out, he went to the front of the van.
They were in Dublin’s docklands, outside an old warehouse. There was a girl out there with blue hair. She was looking at the warehouse door, same as Scapegrace, but hadn’t once turned round to look at the van with the giant penguin on top. Thrasher joined him.
“Who is she?” Thrasher asked.
“How am I supposed to know?” Scapegrace scowled. “All I can see is the back of her blue head.”
“Do you think she’s crazy?”
“Why would she be crazy?”
Thrasher shrugged.
Scapegrace got out of the van, Thrasher close behind him. They approached the crazy girl with the blue hair.
“The doctor isn’t here,” she said without looking at them. “The whole place is empty. It smells of disinfectant and oranges.”
“Nye? Is that who you’re talking about? Doctor Nye?”
The crazy girl nodded, and looked at him. His face had been burnt off by Valkyrie Cain, and being a zombie meant that it had never even tried to heal itself. The crazy girl didn’t even bat an eyelid. “My name’s Clarabelle,” she said. “What’s yours?”
“You don’t need to know his name,” Thrasher snarled. “You don’t need to know anything!”
“Cool.” The crazy girl didn’t appear too bothered.