Back Death at the Bar
Chapters (24)
  1. Cover Page
  2. Dedication
  3. Cast of Characters
  4. CHAPTER 1The Plume of Feathers
  5. CHAPTER 2Advance by Watchman
  6. CHAPTER 3Further Advance by Watchman
  7. CHAPTER 4The Evening in Question
  8. CHAPTER 5Failure by Mr Legge
  9. CHAPTER 6Inquest
  10. CHAPTER 7Complaint from a Publican
  11. CHAPTER 8Alleyn at Illington
  12. CHAPTER 9Alleyn at the Feathers
  13. CHAPTER 10The Tumbler and the Dart
  14. CHAPTER 11Routine
  15. CHAPTER 12Curious Behaviour of Mr Legge
  16. CHAPTER 13Miss Darragh Stands firm
  17. CHAPTER 14Crime and Mr Legge
  18. CHAPTER 15Love Interest
  19. CHAPTER 16Alleyn Exceeds His Duty
  20. CHAPTER 17Mr Fox Takes Sherry
  21. CHAPTER 18Mr Legge Commits a Misdemeanour
  22. CHAPTER 19The Chief Constable as Watson
  23. CHAPTER 20Conjecture into Fact
  24. About the Publisher

Watchman drove round to the garage. It was a converted stable, a dark building that housed the memory of sweating horses rubbed down by stable lads with wisps of straw. When he stopped his engine Watchman heard a rat plop across the rafters. In addition to his own the garage held four cars. There was Norman Cubitt’s Austin, a smaller Austin, a Morris and there, demure in the corner, a battered two-seater.

‘You again!’ said Watchman, staring at it. ‘Well I’ll be damned!’

He returned to the pub, delighted to hear the familiar ring of his own steps, to smell the tang of the sea and of burning driftwood. As he ran upstairs he heard voices and the unmistakable tuck of a dart in a cork board.

‘Double twenty,’ said Will Pomeroy, and above the general outcry came a woman’s voice.

‘Splendid, my dear. We win!’

‘So, she is here,’ thought Watchman as he washed his hands. ‘And why, “my dear”? And who wins?’

III

Watchman, with his cousin for company, ate his lobster in the private taproom. There is a parlour at the Feathers but nobody ever uses it. The public and the private taprooms fit into each other like two L’s, the first standing sideways on the tip of its short base, the second facing backwards to the left. The bar proper is common to both. It occupies the short leg of the Public, has a counter for each room and faces the short leg of the Private. The top of the long leg forms a magnificent ingle-nook flanked with settles and scented with three hundred years of driftwood smoke. Opposite the ingle-nook at the bottom angle of the L hangs a dart board made by Abel Pomeroy himself. There, winter and summer alike, the Pomeroys’ chosen friends play for drinks. There is a board in the Public for the rank and file. If strangers to the Feathers choose to play in the Private, the initiates wait until they have finished. If the initiates invite a stranger to play, he is no longer a stranger.

The midsummer evening was chilly and a fire smouldered in the ingle-nook. Watchman finished his supper, swung his legs up on the settle, and felt for his pipe. He squinted up at Sebastian Parish, who leant against the mantelpiece in an attitude familiar to every West End playgoer in London.

‘I like this place,’ Watchman said. ‘Extradordinarily pleasant, isn’t it, returning to a place one likes?’

Parish made an actor’s expressive gesture.

‘Marvellous!’ he said richly. ‘To get away from everything! The noise! The endless racket! The artificiality! God, how I loathe my profession!’

‘Come off it, Seb,’ said Watchman. ‘You glory in it. You were born acting. The gamp probably burst into an involuntary round of applause on your first entrance and I bet you played your mother right off the stage.’