Back Death at the Bar
Chapters (24)
  1. Cover Page
  2. Dedication
  3. Cast of Characters
  4. CHAPTER 1 The Plume of Feathers
  5. CHAPTER 2 Advance by Watchman
  6. CHAPTER 3 Further Advance by Watchman
  7. CHAPTER 4 The Evening in Question
  8. CHAPTER 5 Failure by Mr Legge
  9. CHAPTER 6 Inquest
  10. CHAPTER 7 Complaint from a Publican
  11. CHAPTER 8 Alleyn at Illington
  12. CHAPTER 9 Alleyn at the Feathers
  13. CHAPTER 10 The Tumbler and the Dart
  14. CHAPTER 11 Routine
  15. CHAPTER 12 Curious Behaviour of Mr Legge
  16. CHAPTER 13 Miss Darragh Stands firm
  17. CHAPTER 14 Crime and Mr Legge
  18. CHAPTER 15 Love Interest
  19. CHAPTER 16 Alleyn Exceeds His Duty
  20. CHAPTER 17 Mr Fox Takes Sherry
  21. CHAPTER 18 Mr Legge Commits a Misdemeanour
  22. CHAPTER 19 The Chief Constable as Watson
  23. CHAPTER 20 Conjecture into Fact
  24. About the Publisher

Watchman had already taken three glasses of Treble Extra and, although sober, was willing to be less so. Parish, suddenly flamboyant, offered to bet Abel a guinea that the brandy was not Courvoisier ‘87 and on Abel shaking his head, said if it was Courvoisier ‘87, damn it, they’d kill a bottle of it there and then. Abel took a candle and went off to the cellar. The three men in the public taproom went away. Will Pomeroy left the public bar and came to the private one. He had shown little interest in Watchman’s stories. Legge had gone into the ingle-nook where he remained reading a book on the Red Army in Northern China. Watchman embarked on a discussion with Cubitt on the subject of capital punishment. Soon it became a general argument with Decima, Cubitt and Parish on one side; and Watchman, dubiously supported by Mr Nark, on the other.

‘It’s a scientific necessity,’ said Mr Nark. ‘The country has to be purged. Cast out your waste material is what I say and so does Stalin.’

‘So does Hitler if it comes to that,’ said Cubitt. ‘You’re talking of massed slaughter, aren’t you?’

‘You can slaughter in a righteous manner,’ said Mr Nark, ‘and you can slaughter in an unrighteous manner. It’s all a matter of revolution. Survival of the fittest.’

‘What on earth’s that to say to it?’ asked Cubitt.

‘We’re talking about capital punishment in this country aren’t we?’ Decima asked.

Throughout the discussion, though she had launched several remarks at Watchman, she had not spoken directly to him. In each instance Watchman had answered exactly as if the conversation was between those two alone. He now cut in quickly.

‘I thought so,’ said Watchman. ‘My learned friend is a little confused.’

‘I regard it,’ Decima continued, always to Cubitt, ‘as a confession of weakness.’

‘I think it’s merely barbaric and horrible,’ said Parish.

‘Terrible,’ murmured Miss Darragh drowsily. ‘Barbarous indeed! If we can’t stop men from killing each other by any better means than killing in turn then they’ll persist in it till their dying day.’

Cubitt, with some difficulty, stifled a laugh.

‘Quite right, Miss Darragh,’ he said. ‘It’s a concession to the savage in all of us.’

‘Nonsense,’ said Watchman. ‘It’s an economic necessity.’

‘Ah,’ said Mr Nark with the air of one clutching at a straw, ‘ah, now you’re talking.’

Abel came back with a bottle in his hands.

‘There you are gentlemen,’ he said. ‘It’s Mr Watchman’s brandy and no doubt about it. See for yourself, sir.’

Watchman looked at the bottle.

‘By God, you’re right, Abel.’

‘This is magnificent,’ cried Parish. ‘Come on. We’ll open it. Have you any brandy glasses? Never mind, tumblers’ll do. It’s a bit cold, but we’ll humour it.’

Abel opened the bottle.

‘This,’ said Watchman, ‘is my affair. Shut up, Seb, I insist. Abel, you and Will must join us.’

‘Well, thank you very much, sir, I’m sure,’ said Abel.’