Chapters (41)
“Yonasan,” Shimon said, “can you do us all one favor? Can you not bait Papa for one whole meal? His heart isn’t what it used to be.”
“So what do you want me to say when he starts in on me?” Jonathan said.
“Don’t say anything.”
“Papa loves to debate me—”
“He doesn’t love it.”
“It revitalizes him.”
“Yonasan…”
“It does!”
Shimon spoke in a patient but parental voice. “Yonasan, Papa was shaken up by Mama’s sudden attack yesterday. Do a mitzvah and go easy on Papa.”
Jonathan threw up his hands. “Okay. I can always use another mitzvah at this time of year. I’ll lay off Papa.” He had a gleam in his eye. “But Ezra’s fair game—”
“Yonasan…”
“He doesn’t have a heart condition.” To Decker, Jonathan said, “Everyone at today’s table has a big mouth. Feel free to make a jerk out of yourself like we all do.”
“Speak for yourself.” Shimon turned serious. “I’m worried about Mama. She still looks a little shaky.”
“She must have caught my bug,” Decker said straight-faced.
“You felt shaky last night?” Shimon said.
“Very,” Decker answered.
“You look okay now,” Shimon said.
“I feel a little better,” Decker said.
“How are you enjoying New York?” Jonathan asked.
“I’m not used to such close quarters,” Decker said.
“It can be oppressive,” Jonathan said. “Especially if you’re used to a lot of space. Rina says you have a ranch with horses.”
“A small ranch,” Decker said. “A few acres.”
“Do you police your area on horseback?” Shimon asked.
Decker stared at him. Shimon had asked the question sincerely. He cleared his throat and said, “We don’t live on the wild frontier. We have regular houses, regular streets—”
“But no sidewalks,” Jonathan said. “Rina said there are no sidewalks.”
“The major streets have sidewalks,” Decker said. “How well do you know Rina, Jonathan?”
“You have streets without sidewalks?” Shimon said.
“Some of the streets don’t have sidewalks,” Decker said. To Jonathan, he said, “You and Rina do a lot of talking?”
Shimon said, “Where do you walk if you don’t have sidewalks? On people’s lawns?”
“There are these dirt curbs—”
“How quaint,” Jonathan said.
“Quaint is cobblestone streets,” Decker said. “Our area isn’t at all quaint.”
Jonathan said, “Rina says you have a lot of Hell’s Angels living near you.”
“Not right near us—”
“Hell’s Angels, gang shootings, highway shootings, and all those crazies on drugs…” Shimon shook his head, adjusted his hat. “And they say New York is bad? I bet I’m safer here than where you live. Because here I have neighbors that know me.”
Jonathan said, “Rina says in Los Angeles no one knows their neighbors.”
“That’s not really true,” Decker said. He realized he was sounding defensive. “Well, it’s sort of true. What else has Rina told you, Jonathan?”