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Chapters (58)
  1. Title Page
  2. Dedication
  3. 1 SCARAB
  4. 2 HOME INVASION
  5. 3 THE PLAN, SUCH AS IT IS
  6. 4 BRING ME THE HEAD OF SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT
  7. 5 THE REVENGERS’ CLUB
  8. 6 INTO THE SANCTUARY
  9. 7 BACK TO ARANMORE
  10. 8 CALLING DIBS
  11. 9 DEAD NEW WORLD
  12. 10 BLOOD AND BULLETS
  13. 11 THE FACELESS ONES
  14. 12 DOWN THE BARREL
  15. 13 NO THANKS
  16. 14 THE FACT OF THE MATTER
  17. 15 BACK ON CEMETERY ROAD
  18. 16 THE TEMPLE
  19. 17 DEAD MAN TALKING
  20. 18 DARQUESSE
  21. 19 THE NEW PET
  22. 20 THE ZOMBIE HORDE
  23. 21 THE RAID
  24. 22 THE MAN WHO KILLED ESRYN VANGUARD
  25. 23 CRUX
  26. 24 THE PLOT THICKENS…
  27. 25 LAST VAMPIRE STANDING
  28. 26 KIDNAPPED
  29. 27 WHEN KENSPECKLE MET SCARAB
  30. 28 THE MIDNIGHT HOTEL
  31. 29 THE SIT-DOWN
  32. 30 MID-AFTRNOON OF THE DEAD
  33. 31 BILLY-RAY
  34. 32 THINGS GET WORSE
  35. 33 POSSESSED
  36. 34 THE MEETING
  37. 35 MYRON STRAY
  38. 36 PLAYTIME
  39. 37 CHINA’S DARK SECRET
  40. 38 THE CASTLE
  41. 39 HOLLOW MAN
  42. 40 WITH GORDON
  43. 41 THE EXORCISTS
  44. 42 THE NECROMANCERS
  45. 43 THE ROAD TO CROKE PARK
  46. 44 REVENGE
  47. 45 SEARCHING FOR SCARAB
  48. 46 ENDGAME
  49. 47 CRAZY
  50. 48 A QUIET MOMENT
  51. 49 ESCORTING THE PRISONER
  52. 50 BACK TO HAGGARD
  53. 51 WHISPERS
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  56. Copyright
  57. About the Publisher
  58. Cover Page

The first night the goblins came and he leaped out, screaming and throwing fireballs, scaring them witless. The second night they crept up, whispering among themselves to bolster their courage, and he appeared behind them and roared curse words and they ran off once again, crying in fear. But the third night they surprised him, and instead of sneaking up to the church, they sneaked up on him and grabbed his head while he was deep in a meditative trance. By the time he had figured out what was going on, they had disappeared, and Skulduggery had nowhere to put his hat.

Now wearing a head that was not his own, Skulduggery’s investigations had revealed that the goblins later ran foul of a sorcerer named Larks, who had stolen their paltry possessions and sold them on. The investigation ended there, as other events began to call for Skulduggery’s attention. He had always planned to get back to it, but never did, and so the rest was up to Valkyrie.

The skull, she had learned, was bought by a woman as a surprise, and somewhat unsettling, wedding gift for the man she was to marry. The woman had then used the skull to beat that man to a bloody and pulpy death after she found him stealing from her. The murder inquiry was undertaken by “mortal” police—Valkyrie hated that expression—and so the skull had been logged as evidence. Now known as the Murder Skull, it had found its way on to the black market, and changed hands four times before a sorcerer named Umbra sensed the traces of magic within. Umbra had acquired it and within a year it came into the possession of Thames Chabon, notorious wheeler, unscrupulous dealer, and all-round shady character. As far as anyone knew, Chabon still had the skull. It had taken considerable effort to even get in touch with him, and Valkyrie had been forced to use quite unorthodox means to do so.

The unorthodox means stood by the side of the quiet street, hands in pockets. His name was Caelan. He had been maybe nineteen, twenty years old when he’d died. He was tall, his hair was black, and his cheekbones were narrow slashes against his skin. He glanced at Valkyrie as she approached, then looked away quickly. It was close to nightfall. He was probably getting hungry. Vampires had a tendency to do that.

“Did you arrange it?” she asked.

“Chabon will meet you at ten o’clock,” he muttered, “tomorrow morning. The Bailey, off Grafton Street.”

“OK.”

“Make sure you’re on time—he doesn’t wait around.”

“And you’re sure the head is Skulduggery’s?”

“That’s what Chabon said. He didn’t know why it’s so valuable to you though.”